I finally got aboard the ship.

Nothing like being on the maiden voyage of the Titanic.

Airlifted in just before the iceberg was hit

Ted Cruz
?@tedcruz

Every wife, mother, daughter -- every person -- deserves to be treated with dignity and respect.Ted Cruz added,

Ted Cruz @tedcruz
These comments are disturbing and inappropriate, there is simply no excuse for them.

and cruz endorsed him....ted is one fucking empty suit

How appropriate.

Cruz been Santorumed but in a different way.

It's all good.

And his last act before leaving the Republican Party in a smoldering ash heap is to take down any and all of the front-runners for the 2020 nomination. He took down Paul Ryan, he took down Mike Pence, and in a delicious coup-de-grace, he takes out Ted Cruz by making him surrender his last shred of integrity and/or dignity by endorsing him, working for him, going around telling people what a good person he is, and then dropping this tape on him days later and making him look like the worst judge of character in history. If Sniffles The Clown really were a double agent working for the Democrats, this would be a work of art.