- a sort of louche Don Juan who hangs around in his silk bathrobe and inexplicably manages to attract hot young aspiring starlets and models. Of course, Hugh Hefner was always creepy, and he probably didn't actually get laid very much; the whole shtick was mainly a promo for Playboy, and the women hung out with the dirty old bathrobe-wearing guy in order to get their photos in his magazine.

Time is pretty unkind to everyone, and Trump, at age 70, can't do a credible Hefner imitation any more (and neither, for that manner, can Hefner). He has a face like an old man's scrotum and a body like a sack of wet cement. Old-man pajamas, even silk ones, can't make him sexy (and shorts with no shirt would be horrific). But for years he got away with what he did using a combination of money and the threat of personal destruction if anybody complained about it. I guess it never occurs to him that when you run for president every damn thing you ever did in your life, especially the nasty things, will become public.

And I think it's hysterically funny that he couldn't get a porn star to do the deed with him, even for $10K.

or was, that he could actually help the young women he wanted to cavort with make some money if they appeared in Playboy, or if they were invited to his parties and hooked up with a celebrity or something. Trump had and has nothing to offer but money and threats. My husband googled the porn actress and found that her specialty in adult films was anal sex. I guess the Donald was willing to pay extra for that.

And the darker side is this: how many young women did in fact succumb to his blandishments, who may have been treated even more abusively than the women who've come forward, who are afraid to speak up? It's like the old joke about the guy who went around asking women if they wanted to fuck-- sure he got a lot of rejections, but all it takes is one to say yes.

He really doesn't understand women. Also he gives the impression of someone who is so disgusted by imperfect female bodies and thinks grabbing pussy is foreplay, that I doubt he's very good at giving oral. None of us work the way we used to & need to have a variety of skills to make up for the ones we lose. Donald has no interest in how women feel.

to be good at anything sexual, I would guess--coital, oral, digital--his ADHD would have his mind wandering after a minute or two, and speaking only for myself, it generally takes longer than a minute or two for me to be happy.