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Doctor Jack

(3,072 posts) Tue Nov 8, 2016, 01:57 AM Nov 2016

This is the One Good Thing About A Trump Presidency

The way I see it, Trump could do one good thing for us if he wins. He will almost certainly start a nuclear war and most of humanity will be wiped out fairly early on, so we really wouldn't have to suffer through 4 full years of him being in charge of the country. He's thoughtful in that way.

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This is the One Good Thing About A Trump Presidency (Original Post) Doctor Jack Nov 2016 OP

That's what I like about you Doc... Glamrock Nov 2016 #1

Glass half full type of guy, huh. nt Guy Whitey Corngood Nov 2016 #2

And for the survivors--Nuclear Winter would cancel out Global Warming... First Speaker Nov 2016 #4

That is downright ... NanceGreggs Nov 2016 #5

"The good news is that, yes, there IS baseball in heaven... pinboy3niner Nov 2016 #7

Oh, goody Warpy Nov 2016 #8

Oh fuck, canetoad Nov 2016 #9

Glamrock

(11,802 posts)

1. That's what I like about you Doc...

Reply to Doctor Jack (Original post)

Tue Nov 8, 2016, 01:58 AM

Nov 2016

You're such an optimist!

Guy Whitey Corngood

(26,501 posts)

2. Glass half full type of guy, huh. nt

Reply to Doctor Jack (Original post)

Tue Nov 8, 2016, 01:59 AM

Nov 2016

First Speaker

(4,858 posts)

4. And for the survivors--Nuclear Winter would cancel out Global Warming...

Reply to Doctor Jack (Original post)

Tue Nov 8, 2016, 02:04 AM

Nov 2016

...so those of us left cowering in our caves wouldn't have to concern themselves with *that* anymore...

NanceGreggs

(27,815 posts)

5. That is downright ...

Reply to Doctor Jack (Original post)

Tue Nov 8, 2016, 02:04 AM

Nov 2016

... Jack Handey of you.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

7. "The good news is that, yes, there IS baseball in heaven...

Reply to Doctor Jack (Original post)

Tue Nov 8, 2016, 02:08 AM

Nov 2016

The bad news is that you're pitching on Friday."

Warpy

(111,277 posts)

8. Oh, goody

Reply to Doctor Jack (Original post)

Tue Nov 8, 2016, 02:21 AM

Nov 2016

No one will allow him to do that. They will remove him from office and we'll get President Pence, which I'm sure was why they stuck his name on the ticket instead of Chris Crisco. Pence is a colorless empty suit they can control as long as they dangle antiabortion judges and legislation in front of him instead of a carrot.

No, a Trump win will not give us a quick and easy out in a flash of heat and light. It will be a continuation of the slow strangulation we've suffered for the last 40+ years.

canetoad

(17,169 posts)

9. Oh fuck,

Reply to Doctor Jack (Original post)

Tue Nov 8, 2016, 02:26 AM

Nov 2016

Then he can tell the deplorables he will personally instigate the rapture.

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