The Election Night Victory Party

So regarding Trump's "victory party," no one will have the guts to tell him he lost, so the "celebration" will go until morning.

When Trump is told that his Secret Service detail has packed up and left, he'll demand that they be fired for "not protecting the president elect."

When he asks when the swearing in is, he'll be told January 20th.

When he asks what time he should be there, he'll be told he's not invited.

When he begins to suspect that he's not going to be the next president, he'll fly into a rabid rage.

When they try to put a straight jacket on him, he'll chew through it.

Yes, Virginia, there really are monsters. Hannibal Lector, Donald Trump, ...