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Mitt Romney's Horse Masseur (Original Post) Pryderi Jun 2012 OP
Horse masseur? Does this belong in the porn threads? FSogol Jun 2012 #1
DUZY! JoePhilly Jun 2012 #2
The horse masseur engages in undressage of Rafalca aint_no_life_nowhere Jun 2012 #3
Is that what they are saying? I usually have the volume off in my porn. FSogol Jun 2012 #7
Now that's funny! LOL wendylaroux Jun 2012 #4
Yes. The horses are naked while they are being massaged. Cali_Democrat Jun 2012 #11
house masseur? really? Liberal_in_LA Jun 2012 #5
Nice work if you can get it. CJCRANE Jun 2012 #6
You've never seen it done ag_dude Jun 2012 #10
Horse masseur?? hifiguy Jun 2012 #8
$125 per horse for the woman who comes to my barn, usually an hour + session riderinthestorm Jun 2012 #9
 

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)
8. Horse masseur??
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 04:58 PM
Jun 2012

Jeebus H. Christmas on Secretariat. == HORSE MASSEUR??== We are done as a society. Pure and simple.

 

riderinthestorm

(23,272 posts)
9. $125 per horse for the woman who comes to my barn, usually an hour + session
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:06 PM
Jun 2012

Of course she lives 45 miles away and doesn't charge for the trip to the barn. She tries to group clients together so she can maximize her mileage but that doesn't always work since sometimes she's called out to work on horses with a muscle spasm or some other type of "emergency" reason. She travels a LONG way between barns so its hard to make a ton of money at this.

Its hugely exhausting and physical since the muscle mass is so much larger, she can't do a vast number in a day.

Plus, she's a competent rider which is pretty much a necessity for any masseur who works on horses. They have to understand the pressures that riders put on horses so she's had lots of "other" expensive training besides her certificate in equine massage. Furthermore, her clients really will bite, kick and viciously lash out if you're trying to work out a knot so there's that.

But yeah, it does seem like a lot. On the other hand, she's incredibly hard working and definitely not part of the 1%. I wish everyone could work for themselves in their own business, doing what they love, for decent pay.

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