...but those lawmakers who have a problem with the word "vagina"....probably don't get a lot of vagina...

IJS

Our national treasure. Live forever, my dimple cheeked comedic genius!

Excellent, and accurate.

I mean it really had me falling out:

I will admit I had a big crush on her in the 70's

smart, funny, and attractive.

I love Betty White

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I need to re-watch Schwetty balls next

Leave it to Betty!

gave myself hives laughing at this. OMG, I don't think I can get my breath. I love Betty White.

I'll have to get on the Betty Bandwagon

For the truth!

Back from a time when jokes didn't need anatomical gross outs to be funny! Those were the good old days.

and what she said about Palin is true! Go Betty, love her!

"Red Skelton once performed a bit before a live television audience in which a female volunteer placed her hand into his pocket to retrieve something. At one point, the latter remarked that she "felt silly" doing this. "Go any deeper," Red replied, "and you will feel nuts!"

Even "dirty" humor back then was more subtle than it is now.

Lenny Bruce

They got away with raunchy humor back then that would never be aired today.

Then there's "Are You Being Served?" (from the same time period) and Mrs. Slocombe's pussy.

Subtle? The "dirty" humor from the 1970s is as subtle as a brick to the head!

And the Kardashians and Snookie as well, just like the other sheeple.

She tells it like it is.

She is the BEST!

jaysunb

She is a old - but good diamond I belive we should try to sherish as long as she is with us - she is old - and wil not allways bee here, even though it could seen like that..

Diclotican

Who can forget this? Betty's roast to William Shatner. My sides still hurt from watching.

http://vimeo.com/19046763

Hey WillyT are you around? Top that

"My Dear Damien, Thank you so much for trying to get rid of this silly prank on my behalf. I can’t say that I am angry at my many wonderful fans for distributing the story, but I am disturbed, because of its content, that it has become such a sensation. I enjoy a blue joke as much as the next person, but this one goes a bit beyond where I would step professionally. Thank you. You’re a sweetie. Hugs and Kisses, Betty. "

(From link provided by Flaprogressive)

it's still "nuff said !" LOL !

the first I saw anything of the sort was when Rabelais suggested, in Gargantua and Pantagruel, that castle walls should be made from vaginas because they take a better pounding than stone.

And no doubt he stole it from some earlier Greek and Roman, writers.

As in, not at all.

What a lady. Good grief!! Tell em Betty!!

If Betty White said it, it MUST be funny.

Let's hear it for Betty!

That's why we have so many other words for the evil vagina!

Notice that women never have a problem using anatomically correct language. Men blush, giggle and call it a "Whoo Ha"?? WTF!

Just another reason why men are unqualified to pass any legislation regarding womens health.

I agree. If you can't say the blessed word, you have no business with my vagina or its health.

That's true, where no one refers to a penis as anything other than a penis.

There are literally no other words in our language that could be used to refer to the penis. Only the vagina get's this treatment.


Also your post as it stands is extremely sexist. You may want to amend that to "some" men never grow up.

I could cite ditzy women all day long as "proof" that women are stupid and have no place in government but . . . well actually no I couldn't. Those posts would be removed immediately and I would be banned from this site.

Well, that's not true. There are several.

There'd be very few who could achieve it, and it should be on par with the congressional medal of honor.

Priceless!

The comedian Sheng Wang told it during one of his shows. Somehow it became attributed to Betty White.

He tells it around the 1:30 mark.

She's awesome.

Julie

As a matter of fact, I've said it on this board when someone uses the phrase, "grow some balls."