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Top 10 Conservative Idiots #2-2: The Election From Hell: The Room Where It Happened Edition

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Top 10 Conservative Idiots #2-2: The Election From Hell: The Room Where It Happened Edition

Welcome back to the Top 10 Conservative Idiots! Now available in single packs! We are back everybody! Wooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! Woooooooooooooooo!!! Wooooooo. Woo. Happy Thanksgiving everybody! I feel bad for everyone who has to sit next to their racist uncle who reads more Breitbart and Infowars than actual news gloating about how it’s the dawn of a new era for white supremacy thanks to our 45th president Donald Trump. Thank god for headphones because I’ll just listen to the new Metallica and A Tribe Called Quest albums instead. But you know is anyone really that surprised that Kanye West came out as supporting Donald Trump? I mean they’re the two biggest self centered egomaniacs in the entire world. “Kanye West is a good friend of mine, OK? Even though Kim Kardashian is a Hillary Clinton supporter, we can overlook that because Kanye has said some great things about me!”. Seriously, Kanye is a guy who wrote a love song for his wife Kim Kardashian, and turned it into a song about how awesome he is! Donald Trump only wishes he had that kind of talent and egomaniacism!

And man he just lost it in Sacramento, can we roll the tape on that?

Although how can he walk off stage if it’s in the center of the crowd? And now he’s cancelled his entire tour. He had 7 nights booked in Los Angeles including two in my home time of Anaheim. So yeah I really wonder what is going on with Kanye? We were going to explore this further in the 10th slot but decided it’s too fucked up to make fun of. At least this week. Now for us that’s a stretch but we’ll sit and see how this whole thing plays out. That said let’s get this show on the road shall we? If you’re as depressed about the election as we are, Saturday Night Live offers up a new place to live that we think you’ll like:

So where do we begin this week? Bare with me – this edition is going to be bigger than most, might be one of our biggest ever! Donald Trump takes up the top 4 slots once again. And man he is seriously going full Hitler. And if there’s one point that we’ve been trying to make on this show, it’s that you never go full Hitler. So in the top slot we’re going to talk about Donald Trump’s (1) plan to curtail free speech, by talking about his ongoing feud with Saturday Night Live, and that’s by calling Alec Baldwin a big meanie head. I mean come on Donald, Team America: World Police was just a movie! In the second slot we’re going to talk about one of The Donald’s (2) war on freedom of the press. Man, he hates the press and he’s not afraid to show it. Especially his favorite punching bag – the New York Times. Conservastives *HATE* the New York Times, for some odd reason. In the third slot, we’re going to talk about Donald Trump’s (3) victory tour. Has any president ever gone on a victory tour? In the number 4 slot we’re going to talk about what’s going on in Standing Rock, South Dakota and how Donald Trump (4) will use that kind of protest suppression in his presidency. It’s scarier than you think! In the fifth slot we’re going to talk about Steve Bannon channeling his inner Darth Vader. As Yoda said “Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering. In the number 6 slot, future Vice President Mike Pence attended a showing of Hamilton on Broadway, and as you can imagine it was a total shit storm. At number 7 we’re going to talk about conservative boycotts, because, well, among other things they fail at, they fail at boycotting. Taking the 8th seed, we’re going to talk about the incident at Adam Yauch Park. Seriously, you don’t fuck with the Beastie Boys. At number 9 (NEIN!!!) we’re going to talk about actual Nazis when a Maggiano’s in Washington City, Virginia was the host of a white power rally starring Tila Tequila. Because nothing says white power like chicken parmesean . Hey it’s white meat. Prove me wrong, alt right! And last but certainly not least this week is Iron Man star Gwenyth Paltrow. The holidays are almost upon us, and her annual GOOP gift guide is out, and it’s the stuff of magic. There are some insane things in this gift guide. We’re going to play Home Shopping Network and go through and point out some of the more insane spending habits of the upper 1%. Finally this week because you’re nice for listening to my schtick, how about some live music? This time we’ve got the second band of Nikki Sixx from Motley Crue – Sixx AM. They have an amazing new double album called “Prayers For The Damned” And “Prayers For The Blessed”. The second half just dropped and they’re going to be stopping by to play something from it. And in case you were wondering, no, Nikki Sixx is definitely not a Trump supporter. We won’t put Pro Trump bands on this show, which is why you will never see Five Finger Death Punch or Ted Nugent (though I may do that one for the April Fool’s Edition!). Enjoy! And as always don’t forget the key!

[font size="8"]Donald Trump[/font]

So after last week’s heartbreaking SNL opener which featured Kate McKinnon as Hillary Clinton playing Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” as a double salute to the end of the shitty election and also as a tribute to the late, great Leonard Cohen. You know what? Can we show that?

Well now they’re back to their usual hijinks. Alec Baldwin – who has been crushing it as Donald Trump – is back to his regular form. Can we show that?

Well as you can imagine, Donald Trump has been back to his usual self hurling insults on Twitter. I mean does anyone remember that pre-election Tweet that he sent out about Saturday Night Live? Let’s throw that Tweet up there.

No we didn’t make that one up. Yes, that’s an actual Tweet from Donald J. Trump himself. Now we will get into what went on at Adam Yauch Park last weekend later in this edition. But nothing about the incident or the hate crime at large from Donald Trump. Instead we get this:

Alec Baldwin returned to “Saturday Night Live” this weekend in his first post-election appearance, portraying President-elect Donald Trump as he grapples with his transition from candidate into head of state.

The cold open didn’t feature a bombastic Trump, but one slowly coming to terms with the reality of what the presidency entails. Campaign manager Kellyanne Conway, played by Kate McKinnon, increasingly grows nauseated as she ushers in person after person to meet with the new president.

After Gen. Joseph F. Dunford, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, tells Trump how excited he is to hear about the “secret” plan to defeat the Islamic State, Trump turns to his laptop. “Okay, right, here we go. Here we go. Big plan. Big plan. Google, ‘What is ISIS?'” Trump says. “Oh my — 59 million results.”
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/arts-and-entertainment/wp/2016/11/20/fake-donald-trump-returns-to-snl-and-the-real-one-is-not-happy/

Ooh, I like that one! But the thing doesn’t end there folks. What was the reaction from Donald J. Trump himself?

"I watched parts of @nbcsnl Saturday Night Live last night. It is a totally one-sided, biased show - nothing funny at all," Trump tweeted on Sunday morning.

Trump added, "Equal time for us?"

Federal "equal time" rules entitle political candidates to the same amount of airtime as their opponents for TV appearances that don't qualify as news events.

The FCC rules only apply during campaign seasons. They do not apply to politicians after they are elected.

Alec Baldwin, the man who plays Trump on "SNL," responding on Sunday morning, noted that the campaign is finished.
http://money.cnn.com/2016/11/20/media/donald-trump-snl-equal-time/index.html

Let’s throw that Tweet up there shall we?

Once again this is an actual Trump Tweet. We did not make this one up. If we were to make this one up it would look something like this:

And this prompted some backlash from SNL cast and crew. Like this:

“Saturday Night Live” cast member Pete Davidson had some harsh words for Donald Trump after the president-elect criticized the latest show.

Trump took a shot at “SNL” on Twitter Sunday after the show portrayed him as overwhelmed as he tried to deal with international issues and pick his new administration.

Kanye West Cancels Remaining Dates On Saint Pablo Tour, Including Philly Stop

“I watched parts of Saturday Night Live last night. It is a totally one-sided, biased show – nothing funny at all. Equal time for us?” Trump tweeted.

Davidson responded on Instagram, “Never been more proud. F*** you b****.”
http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2016/11/21/pete-davidson-donald-trump/

And my favorite backlash has to come from Alec Baldwin himself. Man he really let Trump have it, and it was well deserved. Drop the mic, I say!

The Emmy Award-winning actor actually took the high road with his tweetstorm, advising Trump to remain focused on “improving the lives of as many Americans as possible.” Baldwin also told Trump to, “make appointments that encouraged people, not generate fear and doubt.”

Trump spent the entire weekend attacking theatrical and television performers, including the outstanding satire, aiming to distract the news cycle from his disastrous selection of a racist Attorney General, an anti-islam extremist National Security Advisor and a White House Senior Advisor who says darkness, Satan, Dick Cheney and Darth Vader are “good.”

Trump has been even more thin skinned than usual after losing $25 million on Friday after being sued for fraud and racketeering in the Trump University lawsuit.
http://occupydemocrats.com/2016/11/21/trump-just-attacked-snl-alec-baldwins-response-perfect/

$25 million? Donald Trump probably has that sitting under his couch that he intends to probably give to Vladimir Putin, or renew his annual membership in the Bronzer Club for Men. After all, he’s not just the president, he’s also a member! Here’s the entire exchange:

[font size="8"]Donald Trump[/font]

Conservatives seem to forget that one of our fundamental rights in this country is freedom of the press. It’s a thing they forget exists, much like human rights or international peace treaties. In fact no one is more aware of this than our president elect Donald J. Trump, who has had his airing of grievances with members of the press where he jus t tore into them.

President-elect Donald Trump, top aides and advisers including Kellyanne Conway, Reince Priebus and Sean Spicer met with executives and anchors from five major television networks Monday at Trump Tower in New York City. Trump used the opportunity to admonish the network's journalists and executives for what he said was the networks' unfair coverage of him. But he also said he wanted to re-frame his relationship with the press and took extensive questions about policy and his intentions in office.

This account is largely based on an interview with an attendee who took detailed notes.

Among the participants from the news side were: ABC's George Stephanopoulos and David Muir; NBC's Lester Holt and NBC News president Deborah Turness; CBS' John Dickerson, Gayle King and Norah O'Donnell; Fox News' Bill Shine and Jay Wallace; MSNBC's Phil Griffin; and CNN's Wolf Blitzer and Jeff Zucker. The meeting's content was to be off the record, but many participants were photographed as they entered through the Trump Tower lobby. The New York Post's Page Six gossip site had a detailed version that appeared to put the event in the most contentious light possible.
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/11/21/502951630/trump-airs-greivances-fields-questions-in-meeting-with-top-tv-news-figures

Is Donald Trump airing his grievances already? I thought Festivus was celebrated on December 23rd!

But then in typical Donald J. Trump fashion, he backed out of the meeting at the last minute. I’m sure his response was something like this: “The New York Times is a bunch of stupid losers. They need to stop reporting that I lost the popular vote. The American people need to realize that I’m a winner. I win all the time. America is going to win so much that we’ll be sick of winning!”. Or maybe not.

President-elect Donald J. Trump canceled — then reinstated — a meeting with the “failing” New York Times on Tuesday afternoon, which shows that he is true to his word: He did tell the nation he wanted to keep us guessing. Also, his senior adviser, Kellyanne Conway, said that the Trump administration would not pursue charges against Hillary Clinton, as the candidate had vowed during the campaign. Meanwhile, Mr. Trump has let it be known on Twitter that he is building a government for an eight-year stay.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/22/us/politics/donald-trump-transition.html

And yet you guessed it – he turned to his old pal Twitter to vent his frustrations. Which, can we throw that Tweet up there?

Which he followed up with:

But as you can imagine actual members of the press who were there were fuming. It was pretty much a literal beat down. As Frank Costanza said “I’VE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!”

About 25 executives and anchors from major news networks met with President-elect Donald Trump and others on Monday.

The meeting, which lasted about an hour, was off the record, meaning the press agreed to not discuss the content of the conversation. But that didn't stop the meat of the meeting from making its way through the press itself.

According to several publications, Trump used time at the beginning of the meeting to criticize the networks and certain news anchors. Among his jabs, Trump allegedly called NBC "the worst" and complained they would broadcast photos of him with "multiple chins."
http://www.dailydot.com/layer8/donald-trump-press-journalists-meeting/

How the fuck did this guy get elected president? “NBC is the worst, the worst I tell you. Nobody is worse than they are. I win. I win all the time. Nobody wins more than I do!”. I mean come on, Trump is taking a page right out of Adolf Hitler’s book. Or maybe Charlie Sheen.

More details are coming out about Donald Trump’s blustery closed-door meeting with media stars and executives.

One source said the meeting Monday at Trump Tower turned into a “f*cking firing squad,” as the president-elect lashed out at CNN and other media outlets he believed had unfairly covered his campaign. “The meeting was a total disaster. The TV execs and anchors went in there thinking they would be discussing the access they would get to the Trump administration, but instead they got a Trump-style dressing-down,” the source told the New York Post.

Trump’s former campaign manager and current senior advisor, Kellyanne Conway, insisted the closed-door meeting was “very cordial, candid, and honest” — but another participant described Trump’s behavior as “totally inappropriate” and “f*cking outrageous.”

Sources told The New Yorker that television anchors, reporters and executives expected to discuss why the president-elect had not held a news conference since July, but were instead subjected to a barrage of insults and complaints.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/11/fck-him-media-bigwig-emotionally-fcking-pissed-after-bullying-trump-tried-to-influence-press/

In case you were wondering what was actually said there’s a first hand recount of exactly what was said – and it’s about as frightening as it gets.

In something that could’ve been scripted by George Orwell, President-elect Donald Trump just has pretty much every major media personality and/or outlet over to Trump Tower for a closed-door meeting.

The NY Post stated:
“The hour-long session included top execs from network and cable news channels. Among the attendees were NBC’s Deborah Turness, Lester Holt and Chuck Todd, ABC’s James Goldston, George Stephanopoulos, David Muir and Martha Raddatz,
Also, CBS’ Norah O’Donnell John Dickerson, Charlie Rose, Christopher Isham and King, Fox News’ Bill Shine, Jack Abernethy, Jay Wallace, Suzanne Scott, MSNBC’s Phil Griffin and CNN’s Jeff Zucker and Erin Burnett.”

According to one source who confided in the NY Post:
“It was like a f–ing firing squad…Trump started with Jeff Zucker and said ‘I hate your network, everyone at CNN is a liar and you should be ashamed.”
Adding:

“The meeting was a total disaster. The TV execs and anchors went in there thinking they would be discussing the access they would get to the Trump administration, but instead they got a Trump-style dressing down.”
It was basically Trump throwing a hissy fit and talking down to everyone in the media to tell them how very awful they are to him. Even though they were pretty soft on him throughout the course of his campaign, often given him an open forum and hours of free airtime to tout his craziness.

http://newcenturytimes.com/2016/11/21/trump-threatens-press-in-closed-door-meeting-here-are-the-terrifying-things-he-said/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

In case you were wondering where this is leading, Trump plans on replacing the press with – you guessed it – Youtube!!!! Yes! Nothing like state run television! Just ask North Korea or Iran how much they love state run television!

Press conferences are so boring, particularly because the press (you know, the ones working against you) will look to sabotage you by asking all sorts of questions. If you’re President-elect Trump, then there’s a way to avoid holding a press event where you’d be peppered with questions about your transition and your 100-day plan. You post a YouTube address, where you can tackle all these topics without any nasty interruptions. But hey, at least Trump did refer to cyber attacks in a way that makes him look like he knows what he’s talking about.

Trump won his presidency with the help of Facebook and Twitter, so technology innovations will surely continue to help him along the way. YouTube is obviously the best way to get video messages out to the masses, so we can expect Trump to use it all the time. President Obama used YouTube as well, but what’s interesting about Trump’s approach is that he’s yet to hold a formal press conference about the transition.
http://bgr.com/2016/11/22/president-trump-youtube-speech/

[font size="8"]Donald Trump[/font]

Victory tours. That thing you do when you when you win the world series. Or any other kind of championship. Donald Trump is doing exactly that and before we get into why this is frightening take a look at who else had victory tours.

One day after France signed the armistice with Germany in June 1940, Adolf Hitler celebrated the German victory over France with a triumphant tour of Paris. Hitler surveying his conquest with his various companions and became one of the most iconic photos of the 1940s and World War 2. This was the first and the only time he visited Paris.

Adolf Hitler made a swift tour of Paris in the early hours of 23rd June, accompanied by Albert Speer his favorite architect and later Armaments Minister, and Arno Breker his favorite sculptor. The day before (June 22), France signed an armistice with Germany following the Germans’ successful invasion. Hitler’s tour included the Paris opera, the Champs-Elysees, the Arc de Triomphe, and the Eiffel Tower. After visiting Napoleon’s tomb and the Sacre Coeur, Hitler left Paris. In all, Hitler spent about three hours in the city.
http://rarehistoricalphotos.com/hitler-in-paris-1940/

Now look at who’s doing this. Yes – he’s doing this. I am not making this up. The line between America and Nazi Germany has grown at an alarming rate and it’s getting scary out there. We’ll get into white nationalism much later in this edition. But this is what Donald Trump’s plans are currently.

President-elect Donald Trump is planning a “victory tour” of the 30 states he won in the presidential election, his campaign announced on Thursday.

“We’re working on a victory tour now. It will happen in the next couple of weeks,” explained George Gigicos, advance team director to the Trump campaign, in a pool report on Thursday. According to Gigicos, Trump plans on celebrating his upset victory over Hillary Clinton by visiting “the states that we won and the swing states we flipped over.”

There are two reasons why this plan shouldn’t come as a surprise to political observers. The first is that Trump’s campaign aides have indicated in the past that their candidate revels in his symbiotic relationship with his crowds, both feeding off of their energy and galvanizing them through his own characteristically bombastic rhetoric.
http://www.salon.com/2016/11/18/donald-trump-is-planning-a-pre-inauguration-victory-tour/

Holy fuck. That’s an artists’ rendering of what that might look like. I wish we had a Photoshop department here because I would make that even more ridiculous. Or at least add a Hitler moustache to it. Because you can make anything funny by adding a Hitler moustache to it.

According to President-elect Donald Trump and his aides, Trump is enjoying the transition process and relishing the opportunity to revamp the executive branch. However, Trump’s aides have indicated that Trump will soon be taking some time to engage in an activity he has genuinely come to love during the presidential campaign: A series of rallies with his supporters.

One potential complication in Trump’s victory tour is the Trump University fraud case, which is still scheduled for trial the week after Thanksgiving. Trump’s attorneys have asked the San Diego court that is holding the trial to postpone the trial until after Trump’s inauguration on January 20th, arguing that Trump does not have enough time during transition to hold the trial.
http://www.theblaze.com/news/2016/11/17/donald-trump-planning-victory-tour-through-the-states-he-won/

How convenient! Trump has absolutely no time to address things like his trials for fraud or sexual harassment but he’s got plenty of time for victory tours and harassing Saturday Night Live!

In case you were wondering where he was going – here’s where he was going:

Of all the tasks the president-elect could be addressing in the months before inauguration, he's instead opting for a little more celebration. Donald Trump's "victory tour" will reportedly visit the states that voted for him, giving the cold shoulder to any of those that went to rival Hillary Clinton. The Trump campaign's advance team director, George Gigicos, explained that the team is "working on a victory tour now," one that "will happen in the next couple of weeks," after Thanksgiving.

Kellyanne Conway, Trump's campaign manager, attempted to correct Gigicos in his description of the events, clarifying that it was a "'Thank you tour.' It’s not a 'victory tour,'" before finally dubbing it a "Thank America tour." Perhaps attempting to ride on the wave of his presidential win, Trump may be looking to keep excitement alive among his supporters. Trump rallies nationwide fueled his presidential campaign, invigorating loyalty within voters while delivering an abrasive message; Some of Trump's most memorable quotes were spoken at his rallies, including inflammatory statements such as: "I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters," as well as " look at my African-American over here!"
https://www.romper.com/p/donald-trumps-victory-tour-will-visit-these-states-may-the-odds-be-ever-in-your-favor-22978

[font size="8"]Donald Trump[/font]

In case you were wondering about Donald Trump’s plans to go full Nazi, there’s some dangerous shi t happening with anti-Trump protestors. One thing that Trump has forgotten is that the First Amendment exists. It guarantees things like freedom of speech, freedom of the press, and freedom of religion. But if you look on Twitter, Donald Trump, nor any of his brain-dead followers will have any of it. In fact they would probably rather the first amendment not exist. Case in point:

White supremacist church leader is feeling emboldened by Donald Trumps election win but not bold enough to tell reporters where his group worships. Pastor Mark Downey, who operates the white supremacist Kinsman Redeemer Ministries, has written an extremely lengthy open letter to Donald Trump thats circulating on Christian Identity church websites, .

Christian Identity adherents believe, contrary to biblical scripture, that Germanic, Celtic, Scandinavian and Anglo-Saxon people are Gods Chosen People, and the small but influential religious sect informs nearly all white supremacist and extreme anti-government groups. Downey, however, sees Trumps election as an opportunity to enter the political mainstream.

I am an outsider, about as non-partisan as a liaison with Providence and a potential President could be, Downey wrote. Nevertheless, I wouldnt be wasting my time if there was the possibility that you could be the called out one to lead us out of the terrible mess were in.
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/11/white-supremacist-christian-identity-pastor-begs-trump-to-crack-down-on-jews/

So here’s how he plans to suppress protestors – by firing giant water cannons at them! He could have just told us to fuck off, that would have been much easier and far less human rights violating! You don’t have to look much further than what’s going on in Standing Rock, South Dakota to get a good idea of what Trump plans to do to us if we fall out of line and start questioning the almighty!

Law enforcement officials deployed water hoses in freezing temperatures Sunday against hundreds of protesters decrying the construction of the Dakota Access oil pipeline.

Video of the clash between police and unarmed protesters at Backwater Bridge, not far from the Standing Rock encampments, emerged on social media Sunday evening.

Activists can be heard on several Facebook Live videos shouting “No DAPL!” (Dakota Access pipeline) as law enforcement appeared to use water cannons, tear gas and sound weapons against the people amassed on the bridge.

In its initial statement, Morton County Sheriff’s Department said its officers responded to an “ongoing riot,” involving an estimated 400 protesters who had attempted to remove a burned truck that has been used to partially form a barricade on the bridge. The truck, along with the rest of the barricade, has been there for weeks.
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/police-deploy-water-hoses-tear-gas-against-standing-rock-protesters/

Jesus. That’s some fucked up shit. And in case you were wondering what Donald Trump’s stance on this is, if you guessed nothing you are correct sir / madam!

Law enforcement countered by claiming that water cannons were used because protesters were starting fires around the bridge. Fires that, the protesters argued, were being used for warmth. The Sherrif’s department called the situation an “ongoing riot.” Meanwhile, an elder was reported as having gone into cardiac arrest because of the clash.

Twitter is, again, on the forefront of covering the situation as tweets and videos poured onto the social media platform. The videos, especially, are quite graphic, showing police blatantly spraying unarmed, freezing protesters with water cannons.
https://www.good.is/articles/police-water-cannons-sioux-freezing-standing-rock

Holy shit. If you haven’t put all this together – freezing cold temperatures + high pressure water being blasted at you = death. I don’t think this can be spelled out any clearer. Let’s lighten this entry and show you Stephen Colbert’s drawing of a penis cannon, because that’s about the only way I can make this funny:

[font size="8"]Steve Bannon[/font]

Do I dare ask for some appropriate music for this thread?

Damn you!!!!

Much better, thank you! So the GOP is not just channeling their inner Hitler. Turns out they’re going full Darth Vader, and if you think I’m joking about this, sadly I’m not. Perhaps the most controversial hire of all the people Trump has considered for cabinet positions so far is Steve Bannon, editor in chief of alt right conspiracy theorist website Breitbart.com.

Washington (CNN)Steve Bannon has no regrets.
The ex-Breitbart executive, who serves as Trump's chief strategist for the new administration, told The Hollywood Reporter that "darkness is good."

"Dick Cheney. Darth Vader. Satan. That's power. It only helps us when they (liberals) get it wrong. When they're blind to who we are and what we're doing," he said in an interview published Friday, his first outside of Breitbart since the election.
Briebart News, which Bannon has been associated with since its start in 2007, has been vehemently pro-Trump throughout his presidential campaign, and is also known for pushing nationalist policy positions, as well as conspiracy theories, and has been criticized as being racist, sexist and anti-Semitic.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/18/politics/steve-bannon-donald-trump-hollywood-reporter-interview/

Holy fuck! Darth Vader? Satan? Dick Cheney? That’s who he sees himself as? Dude you couldn’t be more evil if you were possessed by the devil and playing dueling banjos with that creepy guy from Deliverance with the twins from the Shining in the same room!

In case you were wondering just how fucking evil Steve Bannon is, look no further than some of his most choice quotes. Like this one about he turned Breitbart into the heart (?) of the alt right (Neo Nazi) movement:

I have to connect these disturbing dots for you.

Steve Bannon was recently appointed as Chief Strategist for President-elect Donald Trump. It was simply a promotion for Bannon, who served as CEO of Trump's presidential campaign.

Bannon, though, was not an experienced political strategist. He was the head of Breitbart News. Just a few months ago, he openly bragged that under his leadership he transformed Breitbart into "the platform of the alt-right movement." Those are his words — not from some distant past, but from this past July.

I've said it many times, but the alt-right movement is simply the KKK without the hoods. They are skinheads with suits and ties. They simply chose a new name, but are fueled by the same hate and the same philosophy as previous white supremacist and Neo-Nazi movements.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/king-alt-right-full-nazi-bannon-lands-white-house-job-article-1.2882385

That’s some pretty disturbing shit. The alt right has gone full Neo Nazi since Donald Trump has been elected. And that’s scary.

The presidents of the famed "Seven Sisters" colleges on Monday released a joint letter urging Donald Trump's new chief strategist and senior counselor Steve Bannon to "take a more expansive, informed and tolerant world view."

Bannon, the former president of Breitbart News — a site known for espousing anti-Semitic, racist and misogynistic views and flaunting its ties to white nationalists — has drawn widespread condemnation following his appointment to the president-elect's inner orbit.

Yet Monday's letter represents the latest, and perhaps most personal response so far.
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/seven-sisters-colleges-criticize-steve-bannon-n686961

But in case you were wondering how dangerous Steve Bannon really is, look no further than some of his most choice quotes.

On Racism / Anti-Semitism:

“Look, are there some people that are white nationalists that are attracted to some of the philosophies of the alt-right? Maybe,” he said. “Are there some people that are anti-Semitic that are attracted? Maybe. Right? Maybe some people are attracted to the alt-right that are homophobes, right? But that’s just like, there are certain elements of the progressive left and the hard left that attract certain elements.” (Mother Jones, August 2016)

On Women:

“That’s why there are some unintended consequences of the women’s liberation movement,” he said, according to BuzzFeed. “That, in fact, the women that would lead this country would be pro-family, they would have husbands, they would love their children. They wouldn’t be a bunch of dykes that came from the Seven Sisters schools up in New England. That drives the left insane and that’s why they hate these women.” (Political Vindication Radio, 2011)
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/quotes-from-steve-bannon-trumps-new-white-house-chief-strategist/

[font size="8"]Mike Pence[/font]

So we need some appropriate music for this entry. Can we get that music please?

God damn it.

Ah there we go! Much better thank you! So a funny thing happened when Mike Pence attended a performance of Hamilton on Broadway. First of all, I’m amazed that he’s actually able to get tickets to a musical that’s sold out until 2017. But really this whole thing was a clusterfuck of epic proportions when it really shouldn’t have been. And of course Trump retaliated by doing what he does best – turning to Twitter to hurl insults. Let’s roll the tape on what happened and then we’ll discuss further.

US Vice-President-elect Mike Pence was booed on Friday at a performance of the hit musical Hamilton.

After the show, a cast member thanked Mr Pence for attending and read a letter to him on stage.

"We, sir, are the diverse America who are alarmed and anxious that your new administration will not protect us," Brandon Dixon said.

The incident has angered President-elect Donald Trump, who has accused the cast of "harassing" his running mate.

The President-elect has gone as far as to demand an apology to a "very good man", apparently misunderstanding that the cast implored the audience to stop booing Mr Pence.
'Conversation not harassment'
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38036872

I like that one. But conversation not harassment? Have you met 45th president Donald Trump? Excuse me a minute… Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha *holds breath* ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!! Oh no, Donald J. Trump is not a man who you would expect to handle this with class and dignity. Instead, he takes to Twitter to do what he does best – hurl insults!

Mr. Dixon told the audience not to boo Mr. Pence, saying the production of “Hamilton” was one of love.

The episode went viral, as “Hamilton” used its official Twitter account to publish a video of the message. the president-elect criticized the actors, saying Mr. Pence “was harassed last night at the theater by the cast of Hamilton, cameras blazing. This should not happen!” A few minutes later, he demanded the “Hamilton” cast apologize to Mr. Pence: “The cast of Hamilton was very rude last night to a very good man, Mike Pence. Apologize!”
http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2016/11/19/donald-trump-turns-to-twitter-to-demand-hamilton-apology/

Anyone else see the irony here? I mean really… am I the only one going to point it out? I mean seriously Donald Trump takes to Twitter to demand the cast of Hamilton apologize for alleged “harassment” of Mike Pence? When Donald Trump hurls insults on Twitter on an almost hourly basis? But that doesn’t matter – he’s doing this for stress relief, folks! What does he need stress relief for when he’s the cause of about 99% of it (+-2% margin of error)? But the other irony is that Pence himself responded with the fact that there’s nothing to apologize for!

WASHINGTON U.S. Vice President-elect Mike Pence said on Sunday he was not offended by rare and pointed comments made to him by a cast member of "Hamilton" after he attended the hit Broadway show.

"I wasn't offended," Pence said on "Fox News Sunday," declining to ask for an apology as President-elect Donald Trump had demanded.

Pence acknowledged that many Americans were disappointed and anxious after Trump's surprise Nov. 8 election victory following a raucous campaign, but he sought to reassure Americans that Trump would be a president "for all Americans."

After the show on Friday evening, Brandon Victor Dixon, who plays America's third vice president, Aaron Burr, read a statement directed at Pence, who was in the audience, while standing in front of the cast in full costume.

"We, sir - we - are the diverse America who are alarmed and anxious that your new administration will not protect us, our planet, our children, our parents, or defend us and uphold our inalienable rights," Dixon said.
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-pence-idUSKBN13F0Q2

But of course the response from Donald Trump fans was the kind of idiocy and fail you’d come to expect from them.

In her Opening Statement, Judge Jeanine Pirro tore into the "Hamilton" cast for their "inappropriate and disgusting" comments toward Vice President-elect Mike Pence at the hit Broadway show.

Pence was also booed by the crowd Friday night as he entered the theater with his family in what Judge Pirro called "outrageous and embarrassing."

"What happened in that theater - one block from here - was out and out reverse racism, and tee'd up hate for a man who has done nothing to deserve this inappropriate and disgusting behavior," she said on "Justice."
http://insider.foxnews.com/2016/11/20/judge-jeanine-pirro-opens-show-slams-hamilton-protest-mike-pence

And they’re accusing *US* of being the hateful ones!

Former campaign manager Kellyanne Conway on Monday defended President-elect Donald Trump's Twitter vendetta against the Broadway musical "Hamilton," arguing that social media use is "a great way" to "cut through the noise or silence" and that Trump has the right to offer his criticism.
"Why do you care?" Conway said when asked by "New Day" host Chris Cuomo about Trump's "Hamilton" feud. "Who is to say that he can't do that, make a comment, spend five minutes on a tweet and making a comment and still be president-elect?"

Conway, a senior adviser to Trump, criticized media coverage of the social media controversy, saying that Trump is "just trying to cut through the nonsense of people telling Americans what is important to them, which we saw through the elections wasn't true. People constantly being told this issue, this statement, this past transgression is important to you -- and Americans said, 'No, it's not. What's important to me is this 100-day plan.'"
http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/21/politics/conway-interview-trump-twitter/index.html

And that didn’t stop one douchebag from getting ejected at a performance of Hamilton in Chicago for yelling hate-filled expletives at the cast:

CHICAGO — An audience member who disrupted Saturday night's performance of the musical "Hamilton" with an expletive-laden political outburst was arrested, police said.

John Palmer, 56, was arrested around 9:30 p.m. after he caused a disruption to the performance at the PrivateBank Theatre, 18 W. Monroe St., and refused to leave when asked, said officer Kevin Quaid, a Chicago Police spokesperson.

Palmer, of the 100 block of East Illinois Street, was charged with one misdemeanor count of criminal trespass to land, Quaid said.

According to Jeff Grider, an audience member at the show Saturday, the performance was briefly interrupted when Palmer allegedly stood up and shouted, "Our side won! Our side won! F*** anyone who didn't vote for Trump, you don't belong here!"

Read more: https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20161120/loop/man-arrested-at-hamilton-after-show-was-disrupted-with-trump-comments

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/8/87/You're_fired.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130516010901

By the way, Snopes took the liberty of transcribing all of Mr. Dixon’s text, if you are interested in hearing exactly what he said:

You know, we have a guest in the audience this evening. Vice President-elect Pence, I see you walking out but I hope you hear just a few more moments. There's nothing to boo, ladies and gentlemen. There's nothing to boo. We're all here sharing a story of love. We have a message for you, sir. We hope that you will hear us out.

And I encourage everybody to pull out your phones and tweet and post, because this message needs to be spread far and wide, OK?

Vice President-elect Pence, we welcome you and we truly thank you for joining us here at Hamilton: An American Musical. We really do.
http://www.snopes.com/2016/11/19/mike-pence-lectured-by-hamilton-cast/

I like that one!

[font size="8"]Conservative Boycotts[/font]

Boycotts. That thing you do when you order McDonalds and your coffee comes out way too hot. “This coffee is too damn hot!!! I’m boycotting McDonalds!!!” And speaking of coffee, after a Trump supporter got called out at a Starbucks, this is how conservatives responded. Boycotts are something that conservatives fail to understand. Kind of like the way they fail to understand things like the Bible, the Constitution, human rights, and international peace treaties.

Donald Trump supporters have started asking for their Starbucks drinks under Trump's name as a movement against the coffee giant.
After a viral video showing a Trump supporter yelling at a barista gained traction on Wednesday, other supporters have banded together to protest what they view as political and anti-white discrimination.

The man in the video told the Miami Herald that he was racially discriminated against and that the barista wouldn't serve him because she knew he was a Trump supporter.

The hashtag #TrumpCup isn't new, but blew up after a Twitter user posted instructions to followers Friday morning. The hashtag had more than 27,000 tweets as of Friday afternoon.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/18/living/trump-cup-starbucks/

Once again… Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha *holds breath* ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!! This is another one where irony is lost on Trump supporters. Honestly the Joker made a better boycott than they did in the Dark Knight when he lit that giant pile of money on fire! Seriously, your plan to boycott Starbucks is to buy more Starbucks? It’s already causing some controversy!

It seems like every holiday season, there's some sort of controversy surrounding Starbucks. Usually it involves the red holiday cups and whether they're Christmassy enough. But this year, it seems like Starbucks controversies have all had something to do with President-elect Donald Trump. First, on Wednesday, a Miami man was captured yelling, "Trump!" at a barista because he felt his latte wasn't made quickly enough.

And now, Trump supporters are rallying behind the #TrumpCup hashtag to make a statement about discrimination against Republicans. Throughout Trump's campaign, supporters have occasionally asked Starbucks baristas to write "Trump" on their cups. Scott Baio has taken credit for starting the trend.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/starbucks-trump-cup-causing-ton-153234767.html

Wait – Scott Baio is taking credit for this thing? This has to be one of the dumbest, most idiotic things they’ve ever attempted. One week in and I’m already sick of Trump fans. In fact this is what happened when one barista refused to write Trump on a cup. In fact if I were a barista, I’d walk out before attempting this bullshit:

It’s customary for some Starbucks baristas to write the names of customers on cups and shout their names once their orders are ready.

President-elect Donald Trump’s supporters seemed to have seized on that tradition, as they have started telling Starbucks employees that their name is Trump, prompting baristas to shout out “Trump!”

Many took selfies with their cups with the president-elect’s name on them and posted the pictures to social media with the hashtag #TrumpCup. It is the latest in a social media war between Trump supporters and the anti-Trump crowd.

As the hashtag gains traction on Facebook and Twitter, so did #boycottHamilton, which was the Internet’s response to the Broadway musical cast’s decision to address Vice President-elect Mike Pence after one of its shows.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/11/21/a-starbucks-barista-refused-to-write-trump-on-a-cup-how-his-supporters-are-striking-back/?utm_term=.6a8aa126d967

And I love how they’re calling this a “culture war”. Seriously who is going to convert to their culture? Nobody, that's who! Their "culture" (or complete lack of it) sucks! What are we supposed to do? Watch Duck Dynasty, listen to Ted Nugent and religious rock, eat shitty barbecue, and listen to our racist uncles talk all day about how great it is that a new era of white supremacy is upon us? Fuck that shit! Be liberal! We have all the best music, food, beer, and movies! And hey we love the first amendment! And you don’t have to get up at 6:00 AM on Sunday to go to some gigantic megachurch and listen to some old rich white guy give a lecture on how gays shouldn't be allowed to get married, and where they see you as a number rather than a worshipper. Our churches meet at 6:00 PM on Saturdays and we actually do that thing that Jesus would do and give back to the community. But switching subjects and going back to Hamilton, my favorite thing is that Trump fans tried boycotting Hamilton. You can’t boycott a musical that a) you’ll never be able to purchase tickets to, and b) you don’t care about seeing! Just argh… it’s been 10 days since the election and I can’t handle their stupidity anymore!

Celebrities are all for the #BoycottHamilton movement — as long as they can finally score tickets to the hit Broadway show.

Following Donald Trump‘s controversial claim that Vice President-elect Mike Pence was “harassed” while attending the Friday evening showing of Hamilton, #BoycottHamilton became a trending topic on Twitter.

However, celebrities such as Emmy Rossum, Jillian Michaels and Patton Oswalt were quick to point out that the show, created by Lin-Manuel Miranda, isn’t exactly desperate for an audience, and they would happily take those unused tickets.

Read the funniest celebrity reactions to the #BoycottHamilton movement below.
http://people.com/politics/celebrity-reactions-boycott-hamilton-funny-tweets/

But this might be my favorite thing to come out of the whole Hamilton mess – did you know there was a “flash mob” that took place outside the theater?

AWESOME! Pro-Trump Flash Mob Breaks Out at ‘Hamilton’ Theater in NYC (VIDEO)

In the wake of the ‘Hamilton’ harassment of Mike Pence, a lot of Liberals said it was the right thing to do.

They think it’s okay to bully someone from the stage.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/11/awesome-pro-trump-flash-mob-breaks-hamilton-theater-nyc-video/

And here’s what actually happened:

UPDATE: The video claiming to show a “flash mob” outside the “Hamilton” theater in New York City is actually over a week old. The video was original posted by the same Twitter user on November 8th.

It looks like the claim of a pro-Trump “Hamilton” protest is completely false.

Just 24 hours after Vice President-elect Mike Pence was harassed by audience members and singled out by cast members during a performance of “Hamilton,” a pro-Trump advocate claimed supporters held a so-called protest “flash mob” “outside” the theater in New York City.

A group of Trump supporters were seen in the video chanting “USA!” and waving an American flag. The story was one of the top stories on The Drudge Report Sunday night.

However, questions quickly emerged about the video's authenticity.

Multiple Twitter users disputed the claim that Trump supporters were actually outside the “Hamilton” theater on 46th Street in New York City. It's not entirely clear where or when the video was recorded.
http://ijr.com/2016/11/740162-24-hours-after-controversial-hamilton-stunt-trump-pence-supporters-show-up-outside-theater/

And in case you were wondering, while conservatives are accusing Trump protestors of being rioters (something they aren't), here is how Trump fans responded to the Hamilton controversy. Shit, they don't even know who they are angry at!

The Twitter war that began when President-elect Donald Trump fired off angry tweets Saturday morning aimed at the cast of Broadway's Hamilton hit an unexpected target in Canada.

Actor Brandon Victor Dixon, speaking on behalf of the cast of Hamilton, directed a post-curtain call speech at Vice President Elect Mike Pence, who attended the Friday night show, thanking him for coming and asking him to work on behalf of "all of us." Trump wrote that the cast of the Tony Award-winning musical, which has drawn acclaim for its diverse and inclusive portrayal of the founding of the United States, had been "very rude" to Pence. In his second tweet, he demanded an apology. In a third tweet, he repeated his demand for an apology and called the show "overrated."
http://www.dallasnews.com/arts/theater/2016/11/21/canadians-politethey-complain-angrytweets-go-hamilton-theatre-ontario

Could these people be any more stupid?

By the way conservatives, here’s how you stage a fucking protest!

Green Day continued their recent streak of political commentary during the group’s performance on Sunday night at the American Music Awards, slamming President-elect Donald Trump.

The band – whose latest album, Revolution Radio, recently debuted at No. 1 – took the stage to perform “Bang Bang,” the lead single off the collection.

In the middle of the song, they began a chant, singing, “No Trump, no KKK, no fascist USA!” over and over again........................

Read more: http://www.ew.com/article/2016/11/20/amas-2016-green-day-donald-trump?xid=entertainment-weekly_socialflow_twitter

You know what? Let’s play some Green Day. Can we get some Green Day in here please?

God damn it!

Ah, here we go!

[font size="8"]Donald Trump Supporters[/font]

We need some music for this entry. Can we get some music please?

If you look around Twitter or your social media hub of choice, Trump supporters are accusing us of being hate-filled, intolerant and racist and sexist. Really this makes me want to fucking roll some heads. It’s a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black here. And really there’s absolutely no excuse for what happened at Adam Yauch Park, named after the late frontman for one of my favorite bands of all time, the Beastie Boys. Yes this is what happened:

One day after vandals hit their playground at Brooklyn's Adam Yauch Park, kids took it back Saturday, adorning a make-believe train with hearts and flowers and replacing a message of hate with one of love.

News that the park named in honor of Yauch had been vandalized caused outrage and heartbreak on social media Friday, with photos shared on social media by New York Councilman Brad Lander and others showing children playing on equipment that had been defaced by spray-painted swastikas and a "Go Trump" message.

City workers removed the graffiti last night, and police are investigating the crime at the Brooklyn Heights park that in 2013 was renamed to honor Yauch, who was known as MCA in his role as a founding member of the Beastie Boys. Yauch had played in the park as a child; he died of cancer in 2012.

Images from Saturday show the park's rightful occupiers — kids — playing on the equipment. Residents brought flowers and notes. A new message was chalked onto the playground's rubber mat: "Love Trumps Hate." Another said that the playground's train is a machine that stops fascists.
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/11/19/502710608/swastikas-are-painted-at-adam-yauch-park-in-nyc-but-kids-win-the-day

Um………. Whoever did this, I have just one thing to say to you: “Fuck you”. I was always taught that the Nazis were the enemy. Now they support our 45th president. Here’s a picture of what happened:

Thankfully the response gave me some hope that the non Trump supporters can overcome the hate and douchebaggery being spouted by Trump supporters on an almost daily basis.

Swastikas were spray-painted at a New York City playground on Friday, above the words “Go Trump!” And on Saturday, children replaced them with hearts and flowers.

The graffiti was removed on Saturday, and police are investigating the incident, the Associated Press reported. The Brooklyn park was named for the late Adam Yauch, who was Jewish. He was a member of the Beastie Boys.

By Saturday afternoon, children had redecorated the playground equipment with messages of love, as some left flowers and wrote “Love Trumps Hate” in chalk, NPR reported.

There have been several incidents of vandalism featuring swastikas in New York City and around the country since Election Day. Hate crime reports have also spiked.
http://time.com/4577818/adam-yauch-park-vandalism-swastikas/

Yes that is a very sad statistic about the election – there’s been a spike in hate crimes.

An "explosion" in hate crimes since Election Day has prompted the creation of a special police unit to fight the uptick in New York, Gov. Andrew Cuomo said Sunday.
The announcement coincided with an address at Harlem's Abyssinian Baptist Church, where Cuomo called for an end to the divisiveness that has gripped the country.

"The ugly political discourse of the election did not end on Election Day. In many ways it has gotten worse, [turning] into a social crisis that now challenges our identity as a state and as a nation and our people," he said.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/20/us/hate-crime-unit-new-york/

But some good news – the Beastie Boys responded by holding a rally of their own and lots of people showed up. Strangely absent though is Donald Trump. Who should have been out there condemning this hate crime. Instead, he was hurling insults at Saturday Night Live and the cast of Hamilton. But nothing – not a peep from future president Donald J. Trump.

NEW YORK — New York City officials, a member of the Beastie Boys and more than 100 people attended a rally in a Brooklyn park Sunday to protest the anti-Semitic graffiti recently found at the playground named after the late member of the Beastie Boys.

On Sunday, officials including State Senator Daniel Squadron, and City Councilmembers Stephen Levin and Brad Lander joined Beastie Boys member Adam ‘Ad-Rock’ Horovitz at a rally to “stand up against hate” at Adam Yauch Park, CBS New York reported.

The city named the park for the late rapper, who was Jewish, in 2013. He died of cancer in 2012 at the age of 47.

“He was also someone that taught non-violence in his music and his life,” Ad-Rock said.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/beastie-boys-star-rally-adam-yauch-park-swastikas-pro-trump-graffiti/

You don’t fuck with the Beastie Boys man, otherwise the USS Enterprise will come for you!

[font size="8"]White Supremacists[/font]

So once again this week, we’re going to use the number 9 (NEIN!!!) slot to talk about actual Nazis and white supremacists. You know since Donald Trump won, people have been talking about white nationalism and white supremacy. Which is pretty fucking scary when you think about it. Especially when you consider the “alt right” movement and everything it stands for. Or as I call it, the “Go Fuck Yourself Party” (which Trump fans on Twitter failed to get the joke, as usual

WASHINGTON — By the time Richard B. Spencer, the leading ideologue of the alt-right movement and the final speaker of the night, rose to address a gathering of his followers on Saturday, the crowd was restless.

In 11 hours of speeches and panel discussions in a federal building named after Ronald Reagan a few blocks from the White House, a succession of speakers had laid out a harsh vision for the future, but had denounced violence and said that Hispanic citizens and black Americans had nothing to fear. Earlier in the day, Mr. Spencer himself had urged the group to start acting less like an underground organization and more like the establishment.

But now his tone changed as he began to tell the audience of more than 200 people, mostly young men, what they had been waiting to hear. He railed against Jews and, with a smile, quoted Nazi propaganda in the original German. America, he said, belonged to white people, whom he called the “children of the sun,” a race of conquerors and creators who had been marginalized but now, in the era of President-elect Donald J. Trump, were “awakening to their own identity.”.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/21/us/alt-right-salutes-donald-trump.html

Thank you Hitler. So what’s really scary is that they can’t help themselves. I mean look at how Trump supporters get caught saying racist shit on an almost daily basis!

When Audrey Kaatz and Ashley Wright finally decided whom to support for president, they kept the choice to themselves.

They admired his business sense and blunt-spoken style. But voting for Donald Trump was not something the two were comfortable discussing before the election. Not with their friends. Not with their boyfriends.

Certainly not with their boss, a Democrat who supported Hillary Clinton.

“People were scared to say they were voting for him,” Kaatz, 27, said as she stepped away from the bang of a cash register and the thrum of hair dryers at the upscale salon in Scottsdale where the two women work.
http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-na-pol-donald-trump-american-voices-20161113-story.html

Which brings me to the heart of this entry – yes, Maggianos in Washington City, Virginia was met with protest after it unknowingly held a white supremacy rally! See? I told you they can’t help themselves!

If someone told you that reality star Tila Tequila would give the Heil Hitler salute at a Friendship Heights' Maggiano's Little Italy restaurant, would you believe them? Or would you think such a scene could only happen in some kind of sick fever dream. Well, see below. It happened Friday night.

Maybe you remember Tequila from her show A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. Maybe you don't. Let us catch you up. Tequila has since authored an article titled, "Why I Sympathize with Hitler: Part I." She's also unapologetically tweeted:

"Women who complain about Trump saying, "Grab her by the pussy!" Are retards because I love getting grabbed by the pussy! Lmao!

I just recruited some Hitler Youth people for the #AltRight

"I noticed all the protestors tonight were really ugly. No wonder they're so angry! So glad I'm beautiful!"

The protestors Tequila mentions were related to her visit to D.C. this weekend where she participated in a National Policy Institute conference, as reported by The Daily Beast. Members of the group are known to be white-nationalists.
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/food/article/20844314/maggianos-little-italy-apologizes-after-hosting-white-nationalist-dinner

There you have it. Tila Tequila (who gives a shit what she still has to say?) has successfully merged the alt right with the Hitler Youth. What would Hitler say about this?

And in case you were wondering – no, we’re not done yet. Apparently Tila Tequila is about as batshit crazy as you would have guessed.

Tila Tequila has gone on yet another crazy rant, this time announcing that she’s a ‘white supremacist’ who is ‘literally Hitler’. Check out her offensive tweets from Nov. 21 right here!

It’s been a while since we’ve heard from Tila Tequila, 35, and we can’t say we missed her. The reality TV personality went off on her Twitter account today, beginning with a message that explains everything. “I stopped living in the real world since 2014!” she tweeted. “I somehow got beamed into this mirror world along with all of you!” Well, no one’s going to argue that she’s not living in reality.

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“I’m a white supremacist!” she then tweeted along with a manipulated video of herself sporting a mustache and beard. Oh, Tila. Isn’t there enough hatred in the world already?

“Women who complain about Trump saying, “Grab her by the p*ssy!” Are retards because I love getting grabbed by the p*ssy! Lmao!” she added. Ugh.
http://hollywoodlife.com/2016/11/21/tila-tequila-hitler-rant-twitter-white-supremacist-hitler-tweets/

Thank you well placed text ad! I feel like I now need a drink – I felt extremely dirty reading that. And the dirt isn’t coming off!!! Where’s my good friend Jose Cuervo when you need him?

But we’re still not done!! In fact this was more than just a simple white power get together at a slightly upscale Italian chain restaurant in a DC suburb. What were they saying exactly?

Richard Spencer is proud to claim the mantle as the face of the real “alt-right,” the loose grouping of white supremacists and neo-Nazis.

His so-called think tank held a victory party to celebrate Donald Trump’s presidential victory, which the alt-right claims significant credit for.

Even though Spencer and other radicals criticize Trump and his White House aide Steve Bannon for taking a softer line, they believe an “awakening” of white Americans drove the mogul to victory.
http://forward.com/news/355076/heil-trump-and-3-other-anti-semitic-outrages-at-white-supremacist-victory-p/

So if you’re the manager of that Maggiano’s, how do you spin this? How do you say that you fucked up and unwittingly hosted a white power rally when you didn’t know what was going on?

Maggiano’s Little Italy has apologized and vowed to donate $10,000 to the Anti-Defamation League after a Washington, D.C., location was reportedly tricked into hosting a dinner for white nationalists.

Protesters demonstrated at the Maggiano’s Little Italy in Friendship Heights over the weekend after former reality TV star and outspoken Nazi sympathizer Tila Tequila tweeted a photo of herself and two men giving a Heil Hitler salute inside the restaurant on Friday night.

Members of the National Policy Institute, an alt-right white nationalist group, were holding a banquet at the restaurant Saturday before their conference at the Ronald Reagan Building, Washington City Paper reported.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/nov/21/maggianos-restaurant-says-it-was-tricked-into-host/

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He was tricked! And he would have got away with it too if it wasn’t for that meddling press!

[font size="8"]GOOP Catalog 2016[/font]

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, LGBT and gender non-conformers. Gather around. In case this week got too dark for you, we’re going to get you in the mood for the holidays, in case the luxury car and expensive jewelry manufacturers haven’t beat you to death with it already. You know you see commercials like this one:

Seriously, how can anyone afford a huge mega mansion like that one in the background, much less a $60,000 car with a giant bow on it? Especially in Donald Trump’s America where the economy is already tanking? Which goes against right wing economic theory. Who do the car companies cater to? The upper 1% of the economy? These types of things definitely aren’t helping. And I’ll tell you someone else who isn’t helping – Iron Man star Gwenyth Paltrow. This is the time of year when Gwen’s GOOP blog releases its’ annual holiday gift guide. And just like last year which unearthed the $250 stainless steel toothpaste squeezer:

Seriously, you can get the same results with a chip clip that costs 3 cents at your local supermarket. This is the kind of bullshit that people with more money than brains spend it on. Wish I had that problem! Well get ready because we’re going down the wormhole on these. Please call our hotline now at 1-800-FUCK-TRUMP. Our operators are standing by.

So with that in mind here’s the gift guide itself.

Goop’s holiday gift guide is admittedly a little ridiculous. (Hey, the headline says it all, “The Ridiculous, But Awesome Gift Guide.”) But nestled amid the $8,300 yurt modeled on the traditional Mongolian dwellings and the artsy $5,000 Jeff Koons “Split Rocker Vase,” there are some practical, everyday toiletry items. For instance, there’s a $2,500 BlackBlade razor individually marked with its serial number (there are only 101 worldwide). And then, of course, there’s the $120 Theodent 300 toothpaste. Guys, toothpaste is about as practical as it gets. (Socks come in a close second.)

According to its description on Amazon, the Theodent 300 is a fluoride-free whitening paste with an enamel-building formula called Rennou. Now who can argue against something that literally rebuilds enamel? Never mind that it’s more than 30 times the price of any other 3.4-ounce drugstore toothpaste brand. But hey, ridiculous can be awesome, too!
http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/11/goops-holiday-gift-guide-includes-a-usd120-toothpaste.html

And the first item up for grabs: boob necklaces. That’s right – boob necklaces.

Good news if you find yourself in a Secret Santa exchange with Kendall Jenner (who famously loves showing off her nipples), because she’ll thoroughly appreciate this Anissa Kermiche “Rubies Boobies” necklace. Or for a more safe-for-work (but by no means less exorbitant) gift, give a $6,850 customizable pet pendant from Irene Neuwirth to show your favorite animal lover that you admire them as much as they adore their pets. There’s no friend who wouldn’t freak over a gift from Alexander McQueen, but a skull umbrella seems a bit frivolous when the first big gust of wind destroys it faster than they unwrapped it. But practicality is not what the holidays are all about at Goop, which is why a pricey $595 silk kimono from Fleur du Mal comes highly recommended.
https://www.yahoo.com/style/goop-2016-holiday-gift-guide-222105148.html

That’s right – for the low low price of $595 you too can own your very own boob necklace.

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Or maybe that’s not for you. Maybe you are of the upper 1% who have some money to throw around. How about a $120 tube of toothpaste? It’s a perfect complement to the $250 toothpaste squeezer that you purchased last year!

By the way if you were wondering what makes a $120 tube of toothpaste cost $120, here’s the explanation from the manufacturer’s website:

Theodent 300 represents the extra-strength version of our proprietary formulation. This product is for the discerning Theodent customer that desires or needs the absolute highest dose of Rennou(tm) in the marketplace. Powered by this extra-strength dose of proprietary Rennou™, Theodent 300's activity can be felt after your very first brush and is the pinnacle of Theodent's research and development. Despite its power, Theodent 300 is also non-toxic and not harmful if swallowed. Theodent 300 is available through select dental and medical offices and through our website, exclusively.
http://www.theodent.com/products_300.html

Wow. Just… holy fuck! That might be one of the most pretentious things I’ve ever fucking read. And what dental insurance company would reimburse a $120 tube of toothpaste? If that’s not a fuck you to poor people, maybe this is.

The annual Goop Gift Guide is like one of those float tanks filled with salt water. It may or may not have healing properties, but it’s still soothing—and immersive. It’s especially so this year because about 300 of the 500 items on the guide have been folded into the e-commerce site, meaning Goop's faithful won’t have to leave the virtual float tank to order them.

The big-ticket item (besides the underwater art installation that has no price listed) is the blow-up yurt, which will meet all of your yurt needs for just $8,300. Find it in the aptly named “Ridiculous (but Awesome)” section. Also there is the infrared home sauna, which “was definitely inspired by Gwyneth [Paltrow, patron saint and founder of Goop]," Blair Lawson, the lifestyle site’s head merchant told Vanity Fair on a phone call. There is a potential roadblock, though: “If you live in New York City, it’s probably not the item for you,” Lawson said, referring to its size. It might not fit in most city apartments, but it could be a city apartment; a steal for under $2,300, too.
http://www.vanityfair.com/style/2016/11/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-gift-guide-2016

In case you’re wondering what a Yurt looks like it’s this:

But this might be the most batshit insane thing on the entire list of the GOOP gift guide:

Goop separates the items into categories depending on the person the gift is for, and shoppers can look in categories such as 'hosts', 'travellers', 'health nuts', 'under-18', 'thinkers', and 'cooks'.

One category, named 'The Ridiculous but Awesome Gift Guide', offers over-the-top suggestions for people with the cash to splash on the nearest and dearest this Christmas.

The personal record collection of Dennis Hopper - who passed away in

2010 from prostate cancer - has been made available by his daughter Marin Hopper and is comprised of over 100 vinyl LPs made by artists such as The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Van Morrison and Miles Davis, A portion of the sale price will be donated to The Future Heritage Fund, which was founded in partnership with the New Mexico Community Foundation (NMCF) to support a range of cultural and artistic non-profit organizations in New Mexico.

As well as the unique batch of Hopper's albums wealthy shoppers can also get their hands on a leather bicycle for $3,000, a vase designed by Jeff Koons with a price tag of $5,000, and a brass menorah that will set the buyer back $2,500.
http://home.nzcity.co.nz/news/article.aspx?id=237513&fm=newsarticle+-+Sports%2Cnrhl

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