LMAO! The Trump Hat Ornament page is getting trolled on Amazon!
Yes this exists:
But the page on Amazon is getting trolled hard and it's hilarious:
https://www.amazon.com/Trump-America-Great-Collectible-Ornament/product-reviews/B01N67D8HO/ref=cm_cr_dp_synop?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=recent#R3BZFNYST2VM5X
Question:
Is it really made in China
Answer:
Of course, like most things bearing the Trump name, in order to spend less money and increase profit, this was mass produced in China
Question:
what size is this? Dimensions
Answer:
Tinier than whiny little baby hands!
Question:
Will this ornament keep all of it's pre-holiday promises?
Answer:
It's already backing off jailing my Elf on a Shelf.
Question:
Where is this manufactured?
Answer:
Dum Gai, China.
And a couple of reviews:
"This ornament was gifted to me and I have no idea by whom? All I know is the person left tiny little hand prints on my glass door. This thing has no place in my home or life yet when I try to return it, there is strangely no option listed for return to sender. Lots of possibilities listed in the FAQ's but no straight path to undo this "gift". It's like I'm stuck with this thing and the hundreds of annoying packing peanuts protecting it (funny how packing peanuts are all white). I have no choice but to regift this thing. Perhaps at the holiday gay bingo fundraiser with proceeds going to the Elizabeth Warren 2020 presidential campaign."
"If I could get a refund I would. It took my nativity scene and built a damn wall around it. The cost of the security detail for this is insane and all I wanted to do is for it to let baby Jesus out. But it won't. In the meantime it has chased all but the white ornaments away from my tree. This ornament has caused a significant amount of distress among our Christmas decor."
= new reply since forum marked as read
I left my own review:
Title: "Big League! Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge!"
Review: "Really likes the Russian doll ornament and keeps flirting with my Playboy ornament. Keeps wanting to build a wall around my presents."
with better technical skills than I makes screen shots or saves these comments as files before they disappear. 
Perfect for your white elephant gift exchange. In perpetuity. Guaranteed not to be stolen. This is yuuuge
edit:
This looks great on my gold plated CHRISTMAS (take that, Atheists!) reusable tree. I hung it right next to my lion ornament, which still is the best other ornament, even if its missing its tail, which my son carries it around to feel better about himself. It reminds me of a hat Jesus would wear, because he was a hard working blue collar carpenter who made something of himself, unlike that blue hat wearing freeloader group that followed him around everywhere
Freaking hilarious
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"The ornament grabbed grabbed my Wife by the p***y as she was attempting to hang it on our Christmas tree."
Seriously though -- $274? WTF?
UGH-- they're like cockroaches
I just went through and clicked "yes, this review was helpful" on all the one-star reviews. Pretty hilarious stuff making the rounds!!!!!! 
We've always been much more clever than any of them!!
