Truth Time, Republicans

Let’s not mince words.

The man you have elected as your pResident is, plainly put, a moron. He knows nothing about leading a nation, nothing about foreign affairs, nothing about what is going on in the world beyond his faux-gold-encrusted bubble where everyone pretends he actually knows what he’s talking about. He doesn’t. And you know that as well as we do.

Let’s not waste each others’ time, m’kay? Let’s not be bothered with the pretense that this idiot is qualified to take on the responsibilities of the presidency, when it’s clear to the entire world that he isn’t qualified to tie his own shoelaces.

Let’s not feign “going through the motions”, acting like putting an incompetent jerk in the Oval Office is normal, or in the least acceptable. It’s not. And yet again, you know that better than anyone. But you did it anyway, because you obviously don’t give a shit about your country, your fellow citizens, or the state of the world we live in. You’ve already made that abundantly clear, so there really is no need to keep making the same point.

Let’s drop the “Republicans LOVE America” bullshit – nobody’s buying it. Your boy is a Putin Puppet, and everyone knows it – including you. Denying it just makes you look like lying traitors – which is what you have now proven yourselves to be beyond all doubt. Again, no need to waste our time talking about what patriotic Americans you are. We all know the score, so let’s dispense with the “Republicans love America” crap once and for all. You don’t. You elected a racist bigot whose every statement is an affront to everything our nation stands for, while he publicly kisses the ass of our sworn enemy – and you line up, crawling on your hands-and-knees, more than willing to do the same.

Let’s also finally rid ourselves of the “good Christian values” meme the GOP has been peddling for decades, now that it has finally been disproven – and spectacularly so. You elected a self-proclaimed “pussy-grabber” who insults women, who mocks the disabled, who belittles everyone, and who believes that sheltering the homeless, feeding the hungry, and caring for the sick is just so much sentimental clap-trap embraced by mindless fools who read the Bible when they could have been reading "The Art of the Deal”.

And by all means, let’s not even go there when it comes to honesty and integrity. Your boy is a known liar who doesn’t pay his debts, doesn’t pay his taxes, and has rarely uttered a statement that hasn’t been debunked within minutes.

Let’s get on with it, GOP. Let’s dispense with the pretense. Your boy – or more correctly, Putin’s Bitch – is a Twitter-addicted asswipe, who has the maturity of a four-year-old, the intelligence of a house plant, and the integrity of your below-average grifter. In fact, he probably only went into the real estate business because he’d flunked the Village Idiot test even more often than he’s been dragged into court to face yet another lawsuit.

For the sake of expediency, let’s cut to the chase. We KNOW what your boy is. YOU know what your boy is. So let’s not waste each others’ time with the dog-and-pony show. Let’s edit-out the scenes where you act like your boy is anything other than what we both know he is and go right to the action sequences, where he destroys the “GOP brand” while destroying the country.

Above all, let’s not pretend it will end any other way. It won’t. We know that – and more to the point, YOU know that.

You’ve managed – with the help of our enemies - foreign and domestic – to put an idiot in the White House. Don’t insult the intelligence of those who actually ARE intelligent by claiming you didn't know exactly what you were doing - and didn't blatantly decide that you didn't give a fuck while doing it.