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Have you seen the well-to-do
Up on Lenin avenue
On that famous thoroughfare
With their noses in the air
High hats and arrowed collars
White spats and a billion dollars
Spending every dime
On a wonderful time
If you're Trump and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where Putin shits
Peeing in the Ritz
That's where each and every prostitute goes
Every Thursday evening to piss like ho's
Rubbing elbows
Come with me and we'll attend their jubilee
And see them spend their last two bits
Peeing in the Ritz
Have you seen the well-to-do
Up on Lenin Avenue
On that famous thoroughfare
With their noses in the air
High hats and arrowed collars
White spats and a billion dollars
Spending every dime
For a wonderful time
If you're Trump and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where Putin shits
Peeing in the Ritz
That's where each and every prostitute goes
Every Thursday evening to piss like ho's
Rubbing elbows
Come with me and we'll attend their jubilee
And see them spend their last two bits
Peeing in the Ritz
My apologies to Irving Berlin
The Velveteen Ocelot
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(1,278 posts)This has to go viral, even if it's NSFW 😱