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jillan
Jun 2012
OP
My right mouth may not know what my left is saying . . . but I stand by it, whatever it is.
siligut
Jun 2012
#8
tabatha
(18,795 posts)1. Excellent. Should go viral.
jillan
(39,451 posts)2. I'm doing my part by posting it here ;) Pass it around.
aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)3. I stand behind what my other mouth just said, whatever it was
jillan
(39,451 posts)5. haha - good one!!
rurallib
(62,448 posts)4. two mouths - twice the lies!
jillan
(39,451 posts)6. Ugh - sad, but true.
flamingdem
(39,320 posts)7. And And
Oh Nothing Oh Nothing
siligut
(12,272 posts)8. My right mouth may not know what my left is saying . . . but I stand by it, whatever it is.
Mitt's version of doublespeak.
siligut
(12,272 posts)9. Immigration for all! I'll build the biggest wall. I know how to create jobs. I like to fire people.
Yes is no, black is white, up is down.
NRaleighLiberal
(60,019 posts)10. A Right Wing Noise Machine with Twice the lies!
rateyes
(17,438 posts)11. gives a new meaning to doublespeak
malaise
(269,157 posts)12. Tell that one I've changed my position
This is freaking brilliant
Aviation Pro
(12,186 posts)13. Fuck Lurch....
....that fucking two-faced, two-mouthed motherfucker.
NRaleighLiberal
(60,019 posts)14. "Watch Me Eat My Own Tongue!" n/t
Bossy Monkey
(15,863 posts)15. Goddammit! Now we need another Etch-A-Sketch. n/t
TexasTowelie
(112,415 posts)16. Left side: "Flip"
Right side: "Flop"
I foresee text balloons emanating from both sides with the many contradictions Willard has told.
Chipper Chat
(9,687 posts)17. "I talk to you with Both SIdes Now..."
...apologies to Judy.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)18. "Little Goody Two Shoes"
aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)19. Even with two mouths, he's still the most boring man on Earth
in fact, twice as boring. "Stay bored, my friends."
chknltl
(10,558 posts)20. Double your expensis, double your pain for .....
...double mitt's, double mitt's, double mitt's gain!
( Double Mint Gum earworm alert )
Little Star
(17,055 posts)21. A lot of people lie out of both sides of their mouths.....
Mitt lies out of both mouths! lol
Flying Squirrel
(3,041 posts)22. I haz masterrd dubblspeak!
Dubbl-plus gud!
Rosa Luxemburg
(28,627 posts)23. Who needs flip flops when I have 2 mouths!
crunch60
(1,412 posts)24. Hey! I'm Bilingual!
Tierra_y_Libertad
(50,414 posts)25. "Help! My Magic Underwear shorted out!"
jimlup
(7,968 posts)26. An amazing feat: Mitt Romney actually says the same thing with both sides of his mouth!