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(15,951 posts)guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)Assuming that he can actually walk more than a few feet.
tazkcmo
(7,300 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,836 posts)Or maybe this carriage:
tazkcmo
(7,300 posts)Remove the wheels, add a couple of guilded poles, 4 shirtless Cossacks and tada!
panader0
(25,816 posts)Hekate
(90,788 posts)blue sky at night
(3,242 posts)I too refuse to utter his name in public or anywhere for that matter!
tazkcmo
(7,300 posts)I prefer Herr Twittler von Shit Gibbon. More can easily be added as needed. For Example: Herr Twittler von Shit Gibbon of Golden Shower.
book_worm
(15,951 posts)That Pope can palm a baby!
FarCenter
(19,429 posts)TexasBushwhacker
(20,214 posts)I don't know about tear gas cannons though.
madokie
(51,076 posts)can walk a city block. He'll be in a sound proofed whatever that will be carrying him, that you can bet on.
dalton99a
(81,570 posts)Tanuki
(14,920 posts)hunter
(38,326 posts)Look at all the people cheering, Sir!
(Cheering crowd sounds from the limo speakers. Images of enthusiastic crowds on the limo's TV monitor...)
Trump squints his eyes and can't see anything through the glass. He pushes the switch to roll down the windows. The child lock is on and nothing happens...
Um, I can't see anything...
(Aides feign a look of panicked concern...)
Oh, um, um, oh yes. This is great! I am great! It's great to be President!
Yes Sir!
madokie
(51,076 posts)greatauntoftriplets
(175,749 posts)I bet he'll be happy that it lets him hide out in the limo.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,836 posts)No parade, no bands, just pouring rain.
greatauntoftriplets
(175,749 posts)Maybe sleet, too, so his hair gets blown in all directions.
LeftInTX
(25,547 posts)bdamomma
(63,922 posts)no he won't. I really doubt it. His arm candy will not do it either.
Squinch
(51,004 posts)HipChick
(25,485 posts)my bet is no
Uponthegears
(1,499 posts)Is not spelled "i-n-a-u-g-u-r-a-l"
brettdale
(12,384 posts)Not sure how, but he wont do the usual.
It will be all about HIM
Uponthegears
(1,499 posts)cell door once he's in, it's all good.
Buns_of_Fire
(17,194 posts)That'll give him 33 seconds to make it to the WH -- if he doesn't imbed himself into the side of a building along the way.
EXCITEMENT! EXCITEMENT!
Warpy
(111,338 posts)so unless he gets it done quickly in the morning, he'll be hiding in his limo while the clouds open up.
truebluegreen
(9,033 posts)izzybella
(236 posts)northoftheborder
(7,574 posts)It's usually windy outside on this day, not good for hairdo's. Maybe he'll wear a Monopoly style Top Hat!!! or a golden crown to secure his locks.
rickford66
(5,528 posts)liberal N proud
(60,344 posts)Then he would hold the record for having the shortest term.
truebluegreen
(9,033 posts)he wants to shorten up the procedure so he is skipping the walk.
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Probably doesn't have the stamina anyway.
CentralMass
(15,265 posts)NCTraveler
(30,481 posts)He should stay sheltered and increase his personal security team bigly. He has taken shots at the FBI, CIA, disrespected senior member of the armed forces, etc. He has no impulse control and is unstable. These groups are very aware of that. The last thing we need is for this guy to go down as a martyr and for the blame to be directed at us.
milestogo
(16,829 posts)as he sashays down the avenue.
FSogol
(45,525 posts)gwheezie
(3,580 posts)Is Melania going to show up?
doc03
(35,364 posts)?1483988138
madamesilverspurs
(15,806 posts)If it doesn't rain, limo.
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Old Vet
(2,001 posts)I can assure everyone there will be eggs everywhere, 100%
yellowcanine
(35,701 posts)hatrack
(59,592 posts)Pfffffttttt . . . .
Gothmog
(145,553 posts)jmowreader
(50,562 posts)They're going to have to carry Trumpolini through the parade in an armored vehicle - and there are only two reasons why they won't put him in an Abrams Tank:
Reason 1: The Park Service said, "no Abrams Tanks on DC streets because we don't want to repair the damage from ground pressure."
Reason 2: The Bad Year Blimp won't fit through any of the hatches.
hamsterjill
(15,223 posts)He may get out briefly and wave, but if anyone walks, it will be the kids and their spouses.
Vinca
(50,303 posts)the streets of Washington by foreign workers he imported for his hotels.