The country formerly known as America will be "governed" by at least 10 Trump Rules

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Welcome to New Trumpanistan where...

1. Whatever Trump says, you're better off by presuming that he's lying.

2. There's no amount of pettiness that's too insignificant to hold Trump's interest, especially any criticisms about him.

3. Incompetence and malfeasance aren't bugs, they're features.

4. Reality will be a precious commodity, and fresh water and clean air will also be the same.

5. Dunning and Kruger can't take your calls right now, they're too busy being out having a field day.

6. You can't always get what you want, and it won't be that hard to find out that you can't get what you need either.

7. Whatever Trump says he'll always have some spokesperson to point out that he didn't mean what he just said.

8. It turns out that Trump's suckers were born early enough to be of voting age.

9. There is no security.

10. Those who have trusted Trump have done so at their own peril.


We'll write more as needed.


FDT.