My friend, a vet with one arm, took on a Cheeto jackass by the blueberries this morning

Made it thru the gym this morning w/o crying. Then went to the market. My friend Phil, VietNam vet with one arm, retired professor was looking at the blueberries as I was leaving. He said "you mean you're not home watching the crap on tv?" We then discussed all the "cuts" that were revealed yesterday. A guy with no teeth came up and said "Are you giving advice free or do you charge?" I first thought he was asking about the blueberries..and said "HUH?" Phil got his drift and took him on, but I did not stick around. I hope Phil took his coat off.