Does Trump’s active control of his hotels, resorts and golf courses create an unethical and potentially catastrophic opportunity for abuse of power? Probably…okay, definitely.

But ol’ Trump has a method to his madness. By not divesting himself from his businesses, he’s actually creating satellite White Houses all over the world. That means we have dozens of phone numbers we can use to reach the president and discuss the issues that matter most.

Foreign leaders and Wall Street executives know that if they want to reach out to our President, they can just connect with his business associates. Now the American people have a direct line to Trump too.

POUR YOURSELF A LITTLE TRUMP VODKA AND CALL WHITE HOUSE INC. TODAY!