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Initech

(100,081 posts)
Mon Jan 30, 2017, 11:12 PM Jan 2017

LMAO - Roast of Steve Bannon is trending on Twitter.

I had a couple of good ones:

"$10 says Steve Bannon drives a cargo van with no windows."

"Steve Bannon is your racist uncle's racist uncle."

"Steve Bannon looks like the before picture in those pharmaceutical ads for plaque psoriasis."

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LMAO - Roast of Steve Bannon is trending on Twitter. (Original Post) Initech Jan 2017 OP
Has anyone gotten to the gin blossoms yet? NT Ilsa Jan 2017 #1
I'd be frightened to light a match near the guy C_U_L8R Jan 2017 #2
Someone on that thread said they were reminded of Edgar the bug from Men In Black. Initech Jan 2017 #3
Edgar the Bug Bannon - has a nice ring to it eleny Jan 2017 #5
"Zed, we have a bug!!!" Initech Jan 2017 #6
K&R smirkymonkey Jan 2017 #4
Col Davis had some funny posts directed at Bannon. bathroommonkey76 Jan 2017 #7
Bannon looks a lot like my old boss, blue neen Jan 2017 #8
Did he ever show up to work drunk? n/t bathroommonkey76 Jan 2017 #9
Yes. Every single day. blue neen Jan 2017 #10
Were you Hunter Thompson's personal assistant? lol nt bathroommonkey76 Jan 2017 #11
Hahahahahaha! blue neen Jan 2017 #12
Gotta love Hunter. haha bathroommonkey76 Jan 2017 #13
Is that pig really wearing a torn, too tight, fuggly shirt in the Oval? hedda_foil Jan 2017 #14
Pointing to Bannon: "Give it up for Herman Gorging everyone!" Charles Bukowski Jan 2017 #15
The Onion did it best: FSogol Jan 2017 #16
lol if only everyone would do their part. grantcart Jan 2017 #17

C_U_L8R

(45,003 posts)
2. I'd be frightened to light a match near the guy
Mon Jan 30, 2017, 11:23 PM
Jan 2017

Between his rank alcohol fumes and stale yellow lardishness,
he might combust in a mighty flaming fart

blue neen

(12,322 posts)
10. Yes. Every single day.
Tue Jan 31, 2017, 12:57 AM
Jan 2017

It was terrifying.

Bloodshot eyes, extremely red nose, broken blood vessels all over his face, big fat beer belly, unkempt appearance, unshaven.

Smelling of whiskey.

 

Charles Bukowski

(1,132 posts)
15. Pointing to Bannon: "Give it up for Herman Gorging everyone!"
Tue Jan 31, 2017, 04:31 PM
Jan 2017

Holy shit Bannon, are you and Trump having a race to see who can look more bloated and disheveled in public? It appears you're winning...and America is losing.

When did you go from Imperial Wizard to Imperial Butter?

Are you KKK or XXXL?

You're the only bigot who looks at a burning cross and thinks, "marshmallows".

What do you deny more Bannon - - the Holocaust, or your alcoholism?

Bannon, I'm not saying you're a racist, anti-semitic, hate-monger - - the whole fucking world is saying it.









FSogol

(45,488 posts)
16. The Onion did it best:
Tue Jan 31, 2017, 04:36 PM
Jan 2017

White House Staff Reminded To Place Lids Firmly On Trash Cans After Steve Bannon Gets Into Garbage Again
http://www.theonion.com/article/white-house-staff-reminded-place-lids-firmly-trash-55168


WASHINGTON—Following a series of incidents that left food and used paper products scattered throughout the West Wing, White House staff were reminded Friday to place lids firmly on all trash cans after President Trump’s senior advisor, Steve Bannon, got into the garbage again. “It’s imperative that everyone securely fasten their receptacles so as not to attract Mr. Bannon by the smell of rotting fruit or moldy bread,” said White House chief usher Angella Reid, noting that Bannon was crafty and could work his way into almost any type of bin if there was even the smallest gap. “Just last week, he tracked old coffee grounds through the Roosevelt Room and then left a pile of chicken bones under the Resolute desk. This problem is getting out of hand, so if everyone steps up, it’ll mean a lot less sweeping for all of us.” Reid added that any staffers who encountered Bannon while he was feeding could attempt to shoo him away by loudly clapping their hands, but should not directly approach him, as he could be carrying some sort of disease.


Rest and great pic at:
http://www.theonion.com/article/white-house-staff-reminded-place-lids-firmly-trash-55168
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