So, what will tRump be selling at his Presser tonight besides a uniquely unqualified nominee for

SCOTUS?

Will he answer questions? Nah, unless they are from plants (although most of the Press seems plant like anyway) or faux news folk who are scared to death to ask the questions the American people want asked and answered.

Is the media and therefore the nation going to be scammed again by a tRump extravaganza of gold plated crap? Why the media falls for this shit is beyond me. It's almost like a Bevis and Butthead relationship. tRumps long con of monetizing the office of the president is getting kinda old and obvious. Obvious at least to regular Americans. Of course the press is too sophisticated to be slickered, again, by the duke of orange.

So what will it be? Did tRump by a shoe store? A railroad, because the up coming round up of undocumented people? No doubt it will be the yugest and bestest ever, and the undocumented will want to flock to it in a self deportation frenzy. Maybe he will be selling what he always sells, shit on a stick drenched in a golden shower of....well.