The Supreme Court version of the bachelor? I would vomitbif I watched this reality show production.

Yes…he is THAT egotistical and shallow.

Why start now? No thanks.

I would watch that first.

wouldn't watch the orange shitgibbon if you compensated me with the soon to be devalued dollar.

I think I have an idea.

No, won't watch.

I just tunnel into bed early and sleep straight thru till 7 am. It takes everything I can to just get up and watch Morning Joe. UGH.

of American Greed, where the bad guys come to suitable ends in jail.

drive his ratings down.

And we've got 4 TVs.

or however many minutes his ego needs to intrude into our lives via the TV screen.

I'm probably taking non cooperation and passive aggression to a ridiculous point.

Besides, most of his address will be all about himself, anyway. By now, I already know that he has the very BEST mind (because he's, like, real smart) and will only nominate the most EXCEPTIONAL candidate, and my own miserable existence PALES in relation to his and I'm a LOSER compared to him, so I might as well just end it all now. SSDD.

And I hope no one else does either. We need to keep showing this asswart how enormously unpopular he is.

room A LOT. I could start my tank duties now but 8:00 seems like a good time to vacuum up shit and dump it down the bowl.

I'll read it tomorrow.

(Sorry--I couldn't resist.)

Well, it's a Bear and Lightning bolt show.

Hockey.

I want to watch Erin Burnett's special with the Basketball owner who hates Trump and afterwards its Nancy Pelosi.

Donald Trump can blather on all he wants
in the vacuum of my darkened TV set.
I've got better things to do.
Like going to the neighbor's house to
organize and get involved in local politics.

for the time the orange man comes on.

To real dog and pony shows on their birthdays.

I won't be watching this one