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A poetry competition in New Zealand has been won by a Scottish woman, with a magnificent set of verses about Donald Trump
A Scots Lament fur her American Fellows (Oan their election of a tangerine gabshite walloper
America, aw whit ye dain?!
How could ye choose a clueless wain
Ti lead yir country? Who wid trust
A man sae vile?!
A racist, sexist eedjit
Wi a shite hairstyle?
Yet lo, ye votit (michty me!)
Ti hawn this walloper the key
Ti powr supreme, ti stert his hateful,
Cruel regime.
A cling ti hope that this is aw
Jist wan bad dream.
But naw, the nightmare has come true,
A curse upon rid, white an blue,
An those who cast oot Bernie
Must feel sitch regret
Fur thinkin Mrs. Clinton
Was a safer bet.
So noo we wait ti see unfold
Division an intolerance, cold;
A poisnous bigotry untold
Since Hitlers rule
As the free worlds hopes an dreams
Lie with this fool.
Alas, complainin wullnae change
The fact this diddy has free range
Ti ride roughshod owr human beings
That fall outside
The cretinous ideals borne of
His ugly pride.
Awch USA, we feel yir woes
An pour oor wee herts oot ti those
Who ken this oarange gabshite isnae
Who they chose,
But jist sit tight;
Trumps cluelessness
Will time expose.
Fur sittin there beside Obama
Efter the election drama,
Trump looked like reality
Had finally hit:
Aboot the role of president
He knew Jack shit.
Poutin, glaikit through this farce,
His mooth wis pursed up like an arse,
His Tangoed coupon glowin like
A skelped backside.
Despite all his bravado
Trump looked keen ti hide.
Lets therefur no despair an greet,
Or see this outcome as defeat.
Lets wait an watch this bampot
Flap his hawns an squirm
When presidential pressures
Crush him like a worm.
Hawd oan ti values you hold dear,
Dont let this numpty bring yi fear,
His chants of hatred dont speak fur
The human race.
Love will endure despite this
Oarange-faced disgrace.
So USA, in ma conclusion,
Know we Scots feel your confusion:
We are also chained ti those
Not of oor choosin .
Stand firm fur unity will break
Through Trumps delusion.
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fleur-de-lisa
(14,628 posts)And 'tangerine gabshite walloper' is priceless! I'm going to start using it.
mnhtnbb
(31,404 posts)Tommy_Carcetti
(43,198 posts)Given the fact he's half Scottish.
They've renounced him in the most spectacular manners.
For once, the Not a True Scotsman actually has some truth to it.
KittyWampus
(55,894 posts)awesome.