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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI'm No Expert, But I Bet tRump Farts A LOT and has Chronic, Monumental Diarrhea
Maybe he's up all night tweeting because he's busy depositing his innards in the crapper. He's already told us he exists on a diet of greasy fast food. That would explain a lot, no?
fleur-de-lisa
(14,628 posts)ananda
(28,876 posts)..
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)Are you referring to Trump's speeches?
If so, I agree completely.
moda253
(615 posts)stopbush
(24,396 posts)Impossible to unremember, no?
malaise
(269,172 posts)shit
Blue_true
(31,261 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Donkees
(31,454 posts)Sanity Claws
(21,852 posts)He sits on the toilet a long time, tweeting away, because his bowels won't move. Everything about him strikes me as constipated and backed up.
cyclonefence
(4,483 posts)and I'm praying for an Elvis.
Although with all that grease, he may have a well-lubricated chute. Hope not.
Initech
(100,104 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)Last edited Fri Feb 3, 2017, 05:32 PM - Edit history (1)
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liberal N proud
(60,346 posts)mnhtnbb
(31,404 posts)was that he got a sudden call from the Colon God and had to respond.