New Cabinet level position needed for tRumps "shit sandwich " Presidency

It has come to the attention of the tRump “shit sandwich” (SS?) Presidency that things, while running like a “fine tuned machine”, may need some twerking, er ah I mean tweaking. So in adherence to fair and balanced disinformation I suggest the following tweak.

We need a new Cabinet level position. This position is in dire need of being authorized and staffed as soon as possible. Is it a new military Cabinet position? No. Is it a new Homeland Security Cabinet position? No. Is it a new Secretary of Mar-A-Lago and Golf Cabinet position? Again, no.

It is Secretary of Leaks. I know, I know, you wonder why you didn't think of this. Well I clearly have more disposable time than you do. And I use that time for the betterment of my nation. It is clear that the stream, no, flood of leaks dribbling on the tRump “shit sandwich” need to be better managed and organized.

A hierarchy needs to be emplaced so that the leaks have a formal validation assignment. Most government documents receive security classification so that the public can be kept in the dark about what their elected officials are actually doing. Leaks need the same type, in reverse, of authority. So a low level leak from, say a janitor in the whitehouse would be afforded a “Dribble” designation. While something from a person in the know would get a “Splash” designation. And the best validation designation would be the “Golden Shower”.