He's a real sick bastard.

That there may be people of varying faiths in their audience.

That's how that shit works.

It would be nice if his idiot followers cared, but they don't.

Our father
Which art on Wall Street
Honored be thy buck
Thy kingdom came
This be thy year
From sea to shining sea

Thou givest me false pride
Funked down by the riverside
From every head and ass, may dollars flow
Give us this pay
Our daily bread
Forgive us our goofs
As we rob from each other

He maketh me to sell dope to small children
For thou art evil
And we adore thee
Thy destruction and thy power
They comfort me
My Cadillac and my pinky ring
They restoreth me in thee
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of poverty
I must feel their envy

Otherwise, they might give a dime to charity and not be chomping at the bit to take healthcare away from people.

(at least the protestant version).

Of course my favorite version is: