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Are we really discussing a moose fucking a wooden moose in reference to POTUS? (Original Post) msanthrope Feb 2017 OP
??? shenmue Feb 2017 #1
Actual news that happened in Sweden. Apparently it happened thrice. msanthrope Feb 2017 #4
Can we refer to Trump as the Thrice Humped Moose from now on? PLEASE??? Squinch Feb 2017 #9
I think that would be entirely appropriate ismnotwasm Feb 2017 #17
It's so perfect! Squinch Feb 2017 #21
Absolutely. Thrice-humped-Moose? Bet that's his Spirit Animal. nt msanthrope Feb 2017 #18
We should get him a little carved amulet. Squinch Feb 2017 #20
Honestly...I'm about to start trolling Etsy. nt msanthrope Feb 2017 #26
You might have a little trouble finding a humping moose, though. We may have to make it ourselves. Squinch Feb 2017 #31
Nah.....somewhere, in the world of Whimsicle Fuckery there's already a crafter trying msanthrope Feb 2017 #34
You're probably right. Or someone reworking the old "unicorn in the moonlight" theme to fit this. Squinch Feb 2017 #35
Painting over the velvet. .nt msanthrope Feb 2017 #36
With big surprised moose eyes. Squinch Feb 2017 #37
Thrice! Lars39 Feb 2017 #2
I don't know what this means, but I like it! leftstreet Feb 2017 #3
A moose humped a wooden moose in Sweden. Thrice. msanthrope Feb 2017 #5
LOL that's like the Goat ramming the truck commercial leftstreet Feb 2017 #12
Aw, you edited before I could post my reply... pinboy3niner Feb 2017 #15
Nice cock- msanthrope Feb 2017 #23
That's what the wooden moose said pinboy3niner Feb 2017 #30
I'm not fawn of substitutes myself. Hope it was knot painful for the moose. nt msanthrope Feb 2017 #32
Don't worry, he's on pinekillers. nt pinboy3niner Feb 2017 #41
He's a sap. nt msanthrope Feb 2017 #43
He can't help it if he's fjording for her pine. nt pinboy3niner Feb 2017 #45
You're really just beating a dead parrot with that pun. nt msanthrope Feb 2017 #48
No, no, he's not dead, he's...he's restin'! nt pinboy3niner Feb 2017 #49
Oh, go to Notlob, will ya? nt msanthrope Feb 2017 #50
Once? That's local news. Twice? That's national news. But Thrice? Now that's global news!! n/t CincyDem Feb 2017 #38
Sweden's trying to figure out what incident from yesterday sparked Trump to say they had had Squinch Feb 2017 #11
This administration sucks. Kath2 Feb 2017 #6
That's nothing. You haven't lived until you've seen Hortensis Feb 2017 #7
Deare. That fucker. nt msanthrope Feb 2017 #14
No loss, huh? Inappropriate male comments about Ivanka Hortensis Feb 2017 #24
He's an utter piece of shit. Trump hire and fire. nt msanthrope Feb 2017 #28
Well, good then. Two down. Hortensis Feb 2017 #29
What is aquavit? angstlessk Feb 2017 #8
Vodka with medicinal herbs. You'll like it. nt msanthrope Feb 2017 #10
I bet I would... angstlessk Feb 2017 #16
Next to the lutefisk. Ask Mineral Man. nt msanthrope Feb 2017 #22
Our Danish DIL brings me a bottle whenever she visits Hortensis Feb 2017 #27
OH to live in a Scandinavian country angstlessk Feb 2017 #33
Lol. Apparently Danes tend to belong to cohesive family Hortensis Feb 2017 #39
Detroit has long cloud filled winters...but no camaraderie angstlessk Feb 2017 #40
Oh, come on. There must be some. :) Hortensis Feb 2017 #47
The Bowling Green Massacre during the Atlanta incident caused the Swedish moose fucking. Solly Mack Feb 2017 #13
Hell...here in Detroit we got more bugs....NO WINTER angstlessk Feb 2017 #19
Even if the tiny frogs invaded the US they would head on up to Canada. They could stop Solly Mack Feb 2017 #25
Alas, those are my parents Moosepoop Feb 2017 #42
Chisler, you. Lol. nt msanthrope Feb 2017 #60
Wait, what? Warren DeMontague Feb 2017 #44
Wrong, Warren. ..... msanthrope Feb 2017 #52
I'm gonna have to disagree. Warren DeMontague Feb 2017 #55
She's the type who would do an Everclear enema, thinking it would save on calories. nt msanthrope Feb 2017 #56
"Track, hold this hose, willya? I'm feeling kinda squirmishy" Warren DeMontague Feb 2017 #57
Damn you, Warren, damn you. nt msanthrope Feb 2017 #58
See what happens when immigrants? struggle4progress Feb 2017 #46
We need to deport Alexander Skarsgaard back to Sweden.... msanthrope Feb 2017 #53
In some ways, that pretty much sums up the Trump presidency to date. Vinca Feb 2017 #51
skall, msanthrope! salin Feb 2017 #54
The "radical moose-lambs" we've been hearing so much about? 6000eliot Feb 2017 #59
Look...we will not be de-turd in our fight against radical fabrics. Like Muslins. nt msanthrope Feb 2017 #61

Squinch

(50,977 posts)
31. You might have a little trouble finding a humping moose, though. We may have to make it ourselves.
Sun Feb 19, 2017, 07:46 PM
Feb 2017

I'm sharpening my knives.

 

msanthrope

(37,549 posts)
34. Nah.....somewhere, in the world of Whimsicle Fuckery there's already a crafter trying
Sun Feb 19, 2017, 07:53 PM
Feb 2017

to translate this into yarn.

Squinch

(50,977 posts)
35. You're probably right. Or someone reworking the old "unicorn in the moonlight" theme to fit this.
Sun Feb 19, 2017, 07:56 PM
Feb 2017

So many images come to mind!!!!!

Squinch

(50,977 posts)
11. Sweden's trying to figure out what incident from yesterday sparked Trump to say they had had
Sun Feb 19, 2017, 07:32 PM
Feb 2017

a terrorist attack. The moose attack was the best they could come up with. A "lovesick" moose attacked a wooden moose and, according to the report, humped the wooden moose "thrice."

Hortensis

(58,785 posts)
7. That's nothing. You haven't lived until you've seen
Sun Feb 19, 2017, 07:30 PM
Feb 2017

manatees procreating on a boat ramp in front of god and everyone. But I guess one will have to be Trump before they hit the news. He is kind of shaped like one...

Maybe it was already discussed here, but for real news, this guy was a senior member of the NSC.

Senior Trump appointee fired after critical comments.

WASHINGTON -- A senior Trump administration official was fired following criticism in a private speech of President Donald Trump’s policies and his inner circle of advisers.

Craig Deare, whom Trump appointed a month ago to head the National Security Council’s Western Hemisphere division, was on Friday escorted out of the Executive Office Building, where he worked in Washington. ...

The person who attended the Wilson Center discussion also said that Deare openly expressed frustration over being cut out of most of the policy discussions about Mexico, saying that members of Trump’s inner circle, including chief strategist Steve Bannon and Trump’s son-in-law and adviser, Jared Kushner, have not consulted with NSC directorates as the White House formulates policy.

Hortensis

(58,785 posts)
24. No loss, huh? Inappropriate male comments about Ivanka
Sun Feb 19, 2017, 07:39 PM
Feb 2017

certainly suggest he's a jerk, but I don't know more about him.

Let's just hope we don't actually need, like, you know...a functioning NSC.

Hortensis

(58,785 posts)
27. Our Danish DIL brings me a bottle whenever she visits
Sun Feb 19, 2017, 07:43 PM
Feb 2017

Denmark. She thinks I really like it, and hints about how wonderful lingonberry jam or some such thing is haven't been picked up on.

Hortensis

(58,785 posts)
39. Lol. Apparently Danes tend to belong to cohesive family
Sun Feb 19, 2017, 08:24 PM
Feb 2017

social groups, and our DIL has plenty of people to visit with on every trip, even though she hasn't lived there for decades. If our son and DIL took their children to live there, they would belong to the same group she once did. And if we went with them, we apparently would at least have official entree. This structure must be breaking up some, I would think.

It's the very long winters and dark months I'd have trouble with, but there's a whole lot to like anyway, including gorgeous springs and summers.

Hortensis

(58,785 posts)
47. Oh, come on. There must be some. :)
Sun Feb 19, 2017, 09:52 PM
Feb 2017

But I know what you mean. Our entire national history has occurred during periods of rushing, incredible change, and a large majority our people left behind heir support structures to come from all over the world. We don't have the same deeply embedded cultural ways that so many older regions do.

I find what this graph says fascinating. World population growth--almost horizontal for 10,000 years after a growth spurt with the Agricultural Revolution, then took off like a rocket with the Industrial Revolution beginning around 1750 in England. We've hardly had a decade since in which life wasn't changed in some significant way, and certainly every decade after the first 100 years has contained its own revolution, or revolutions, in how we live.

?w=1000

Solly Mack

(90,778 posts)
13. The Bowling Green Massacre during the Atlanta incident caused the Swedish moose fucking.
Sun Feb 19, 2017, 07:33 PM
Feb 2017

Next up: Riots in Belize as millions of tiny frogs shouting "More bugs now!" invade Mexico. Sad.

angstlessk

(11,862 posts)
19. Hell...here in Detroit we got more bugs....NO WINTER
Sun Feb 19, 2017, 07:35 PM
Feb 2017

bugs galore!

One thing I loved moving from Virginia to Detroit, was my dogs fleas became non existent...now fleas and all bugs are as prolific as in Virginia...NO WINTER here

Solly Mack

(90,778 posts)
25. Even if the tiny frogs invaded the US they would head on up to Canada. They could stop
Sun Feb 19, 2017, 07:41 PM
Feb 2017

by your way for a nosh though.

Trump would give a speech about millions and millions of bad frogs swarming across the border because of some judge. His fans would cheer and if they came across one, they'd think "pretty frog" and touch it. But they wouldn't have to feel bad about their treachery for too long.




They are pretty.

Moosepoop

(1,921 posts)
42. Alas, those are my parents
Sun Feb 19, 2017, 08:48 PM
Feb 2017

All that friction resulted in three little piles of wood shavings -- I'm from the thrice pile. My siblings are chips off the old block -- I'm just the little shaver.

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
55. I'm gonna have to disagree.
Mon Feb 20, 2017, 05:02 PM
Feb 2017

While I suspect meth is undoubtedly part of the mix, I don't think you can slur out that level of gibberish without at least some sort of ethanol content.

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
57. "Track, hold this hose, willya? I'm feeling kinda squirmishy"
Mon Feb 20, 2017, 05:06 PM
Feb 2017

oh fuck, I so didn't need that mental image.

salin

(48,955 posts)
54. skall, msanthrope!
Mon Feb 20, 2017, 12:18 PM
Feb 2017

yes we are. And the president is still tweeting about it like it happened - the it being a show on fox news. I think I prefer to moose story.

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