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the reason trump has really lain off the tweets
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. . .in his next sketch at Saturday Night Live
"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddie, a looper, a jock.
So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself ... So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a 10,000 foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier.
And do you know what the Lama says? 'Gunga galunga, gunga -- gunga galunga.'"
So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself ... So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a 10,000 foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier.
And do you know what the Lama says? 'Gunga galunga, gunga -- gunga galunga.'"
I have the best drives. nobody knows more about driving than I do, even the Dali. especially the dali. he hits like a little girl. so sad!
