The Cabinet Is Like a Piece of IKEA Furniture.

Donald Trump has thrown away the step-by-step graphic instructions and has put the allen wrench away somewhere he can't remember. So, all of the pieces are scattered around on the floor and he's trying to assemble it by attaching random parts together without the proper tool. It's not looking anything like the picture on the outside of the flat-pack box. He may have to call IKEA to get the phone number of one of those people who make a living out of putting IKEA stuff together for people like Trump.