Do you know what America wants?

You do NOT, you liberal liars. But Republicans do. Americans want more choice in their health care. They want so much fucking choice that it will feel like Walmart just became Walmart Breakfast Foods. Nothing but aisle after aisle of cereal with different names, boxes, net weight, ingredients, costs, prizes. And Americans want it all priced according to age and health condition. If your A1C is out of range then Mister Funky's Coco-Mofo-Krispies will be 25 bucks a box (insulin syringes NOT included) If the company wants to package 12 oz in a 24 oz box it's their God-damned, God-given right. If you expect to get actual fudge in Secret Agent Orange Fudge Flakes you are a whiny snowflake. And if you don't want companies to pay their CEO 250 million and write it off their taxes, then the terrorists have won. Now get out there and get shopping before you get sick and we have to kill you.