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My Dearest Donald Trump:
I voted for you based on your campaign promises, so Im just wonderin about a few things. I know youre busy, what with signing executive orders youre too busy to read and all. But if you could take a few minutes to respond, Id really appreciate the effort.
You said youd bring jobs back to America. I cant help but notice that you still have all of your own brand-name merchandise manufactured in low-wage countries, along with all of the textiles and furnishings used in your hotels. When will you be bringing those jobs back to the US? Just wonderin.
You said you would make us all safer by deporting "bad people". So far, my cleaning lady, my handyman, and the nice lady down the street who looks after everyone's kids when they come home from school are the only ones I've seen deported. How is this making us safer? Just wonderin.
You promised to repeal Obamacare and replace it with something that would cover the healthcare needs of all citizens. Now youre saying that healthcare coverage is more complicated than anyone knew. When do you think youll have it all figured out? Just wonderin.
And I hate to harp, but if Obamacare is such a disaster, why are so many people who have it furious about losing it? Just wonderin.
You keep referring to the mess you inherited. Under Obama, unemployment went down, the stock market went up, crime went down, and home ownership went up, et cetera. So exactly what is the mess you inherited? Just wonderin.
I am thrilled to know how popular you are which must be true, because you keep telling us about it. So why do your approval ratings keep sinking? And how come the demonstrations supporting you only amount to twelve people or less showing up? Just wonderin.
I cheered when you said that once elected, you wouldnt be wasting time playing golf and taking vacations, because youd be too busy working for the American people. Youve now spent every weekend vacationing and playing golf. So exactly when does this no-vacations/no golfing thing come into effect? Just wonderin.
I was exhilarated when you announced that you didnt require intelligence briefings because you're already incredibly smart, and have a genius IQ. So why do all of your Tweets always sound so unbelievably stupid? Has that dumbass Kellyanne hacked into your account? Just wonderin.
I applaud your call-out of the fake news. Its just awful what those so-called journalists are allowed to say, trotting out facts and all. But why are you getting your facts from fake news outlets like Breitbart and crackpots like Alex Jones? Just wonderin.
I appreciate your efforts to rid us of regulations and over-blown bureaucracies that serve no purpose. But does this mean Ill have to test my own drinking water and inspect my own meat from here on in? Im not complaining, mind you but I need to know what equipment Ill have to buy before my family succumbs to poisoning and the like. Again, just wonderin.
I cant thank you enough for ignoring those billionaires and putting regular folk in your Cabinet. Theyre probably sick and tired of living on Caviar Helper. So are you paying them salaries they can finally scrape-by on? Just wonderin.
Of course, I am beyond thrilled that you are now going after that Obama bastard. Just between us, I am convinced that the only reason he was a successful, accomplished, and globally-respected president was to show you up. Have you gathered together all the evidence you need to prove he tapped your wires? Just wonderin.
I know youre probably exhausted right now, because presidentin is hard work that often involves readin, writin, and even arithmetic. But I thank you in advance for answering my questions when you find the time maybe between Tweets about our nations sworn enemies like Nordstroms, grabbing pussies, and phone calls to Putin for further instructions.
One last question, if I may? When are you going to figure out that everyone with a functioning brain knows youre an incompetent, treasonous idiot who doesnt know sweet fuck-all about tying your own shoelaces, no less running a country?
Just wonderin.
Squinch
(50,957 posts)furtheradu
(1,865 posts)Lookin' for that
'WooHOO!' smiley.
Thank you!
northoftheborder
(7,572 posts)Gothmog
(145,374 posts)dchill
(38,509 posts)3catwoman3
(24,013 posts)Do you write for a living? You are a damn fine wordsmith!
tclambert
(11,087 posts)Fake news! Fake news!
sheshe2
(83,810 posts)Love~
Mr. Evil
(2,851 posts)buy stock in Pur and Brita water filtration systems for your home. (Sorry, I didn't know how to make the 'long' symbol for the 'u.'
jazzcat23
(176 posts)Nance, how you hit the nail on the head here! I wish you would publish this on those other websites for the trumpettes to see. Not that they could comprehend or believe. However, pretty sure they'd share it and somewhere down the line..somebody will begin to see the facts as they are happening. Of course, once their healthcare is gone and wages go down and they cannot breathe anymore...or drink water, once all the jobs disappear and their hospitals close, once all the schools are gone and their kids can't add or spell, they can't buy homes and can't afford rents that have gone sky-high...maybe then they will see they have just fucked themselves and the rest of us. I can only hope at this point.
NBachers
(17,126 posts)But I always appreciate what you say here, Nance.
williesgirl
(4,033 posts)The Wizard
(12,545 posts)for Trump Tower security in NYC to house your family saving the peoples' resources, especially when the money to rent an entire floor in Trump Tower for housing the Secret Service goes into your pocket? And how does it feel to be Putin's slave? Normal Americans reject your excesses at their expense. And while you're at it, how about releasing your income tax returns.
And why is every member of your cabinet dedicated to destroying the department which you've assigned them to lead.
Less than two months in and you've proven to be a shyster of the worst order and an unmitigated scumbag bent on wrecking this nation for personal gain.
When the American people have figured out your nefarious goals, the Romanov solution sounds reasonable.
In a just world you'd be recycling used rubbers, Depends, and airline vomit bags while working a second gig mopping stalls in a Juarez peep show.