I want a cuss word keyboard so I can call these motherfuckers "motherfuckers" like a champ.

You know how they added '.com' to ipad keyboards and such?

I want a cuss word key board.

I realize it's low brow, but I am in a red part of a blue state, and I *live* amongst these motherfuckers and so help me God, I just spent the last few hours out cussing some motherfucker who played the usual "I'm a rightie and I will bully you" game...except I am not *that* kind of passive Democrat.

I *know* MObama says, in all of her fleekness, "When they go low, you go high" but when they go low, I think I should meet them down there and beat them with their own fucking stick.

Fuck them. they enabled and celebrated a Russian coup and I will be reminding them of that. Early and often.