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skip fox

(19,359 posts) Tue Mar 14, 2017, 09:27 AM Mar 2017

"CIA can put sensors in your toilet so they can know how you wipe." Come CAPTION Kellyanne Conway!!!

Kellyanne (The Golden Cobra) Conway is saying: "Are you kidding, Donald Trump is the sanest man I've ever known. . . . Why he never locked his daughter in the closet for over 26 hours or made her watch Lawrence Welk reruns until she vomited. . . . He never called his sister a "skanky opportunist" while spreading rumors about her fetishes all over town. . . . He never wore army boots and kicked his naked wife around during their honeymoon just to hear her cry for mercy. . . . Yes, Shepard, I've know may men and Donald Trump is saner than any of them."

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"CIA can put sensors in your toilet so they can know how you wipe." Come CAPTION Kellyanne Conway!!! (Original Post) skip fox Mar 2017 OP

"Oops. I wet 'em." randome Mar 2017 #1

The Golden Cobra is saying: skip fox Mar 2017 #2

CONway, "I want people to know Donald Trump is the most sanitary president ever, ever." Johonny Mar 2017 #3

randome

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1. "Oops. I wet 'em."

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Mar 14, 2017, 09:32 AM

Mar 2017

[hr][font color="blue"][center]"There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in."
Leonard Cohen, Anthem (1992)[/center][/font][hr]

skip fox

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2. The Golden Cobra is saying:

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Mar 14, 2017, 10:24 AM

Mar 2017

"I had a curling iron once that was reading my mind."

Johonny

(20,880 posts)

3. CONway, "I want people to know Donald Trump is the most sanitary president ever, ever."

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Mar 14, 2017, 10:25 AM

Mar 2017

He washes his hands after every prostitute he touches.

Shepard, "There must be a misunderstanding, I asked if people should question his sanity."

CONway, "Oh, he's batshit crazy alright, but its a clean batshit crazy."

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