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MineralMan

(146,331 posts) Wed Mar 15, 2017, 09:48 AM Mar 2017

Breaking: Jesus Returns. Deported by ICE.

Apparently, even Jesus needs papers to be admitted into the USA.

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Breaking: Jesus Returns. Deported by ICE. (Original Post) MineralMan Mar 2017 OP

They deport him, and he just comes after 3 days. jmg257 Mar 2017 #1

ICE: "He looked like some kind of illegal alien Arab without visible means of support" dalton99a Mar 2017 #2

Exactly. Some Middle-Eastern looking guy MineralMan Mar 2017 #3

Steve King: "Clearly not compatible with our culture. Let's Make Western Civilization Great Again!" dalton99a Mar 2017 #5

Other People's Child, Clearly. MineralMan Mar 2017 #8

Plus, he had some kind of disease with blood dripping from his hands and forehead. KittyWampus Mar 2017 #4

Exactly. A clear health risk to MineralMan Mar 2017 #9

take that, KKKristians heaven05 Mar 2017 #6

"That was a FAKE Jesus. Jesus spoke English." dalton99a Mar 2017 #7

Nah. Dude speaks in tongues. MineralMan Mar 2017 #11

lol heaven05 Mar 2017 #14

Syrian refugee? superpatriotman Mar 2017 #10

It matters not. We don't want any more people MineralMan Mar 2017 #12

Yep, Syrian refugee who came to steal his white momen dalton99a Mar 2017 #13

jmg257

(11,996 posts)

1. They deport him, and he just comes after 3 days.

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Wed Mar 15, 2017, 09:57 AM

Mar 2017

dalton99a

(81,590 posts)

2. ICE: "He looked like some kind of illegal alien Arab without visible means of support"

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Wed Mar 15, 2017, 10:03 AM

Mar 2017

MineralMan

(146,331 posts)

3. Exactly. Some Middle-Eastern looking guy

Reply to dalton99a (Reply #2)

Wed Mar 15, 2017, 10:04 AM

Mar 2017

in a robe and sandals. He's probably carrying explosives or illegal drugs under that robe. Deport him!

dalton99a

(81,590 posts)

5. Steve King: "Clearly not compatible with our culture. Let's Make Western Civilization Great Again!"

Reply to MineralMan (Reply #3)

Wed Mar 15, 2017, 10:07 AM

Mar 2017

MineralMan

(146,331 posts)

8. Other People's Child, Clearly.

Reply to dalton99a (Reply #5)

Wed Mar 15, 2017, 10:14 AM

Mar 2017

Too many of those here already, he thinks.

KittyWampus

(55,894 posts)

4. Plus, he had some kind of disease with blood dripping from his hands and forehead.

Reply to dalton99a (Reply #2)

Wed Mar 15, 2017, 10:05 AM

Mar 2017

MineralMan

(146,331 posts)

9. Exactly. A clear health risk to

Reply to KittyWampus (Reply #4)

Wed Mar 15, 2017, 10:15 AM

Mar 2017

The American People™

heaven05

(18,124 posts)

6. take that, KKKristians

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Wed Mar 15, 2017, 10:12 AM

Mar 2017

good one

dalton99a

(81,590 posts)

7. "That was a FAKE Jesus. Jesus spoke English."

Reply to heaven05 (Reply #6)

Wed Mar 15, 2017, 10:14 AM

Mar 2017

and he had blue eyes.

MineralMan

(146,331 posts)

11. Nah. Dude speaks in tongues.

Reply to dalton99a (Reply #7)

Wed Mar 15, 2017, 10:16 AM

Mar 2017

He used Babbel to learn English.

heaven05

(18,124 posts)

14. lol

Reply to dalton99a (Reply #7)

Wed Mar 15, 2017, 10:19 AM

Mar 2017

good one, I need to laugh more, just haven't had any reason to. Can't even laugh at the people in the WH anymore, even that drip kellyanneconjob.

superpatriotman

(6,252 posts)

10. Syrian refugee?

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Wed Mar 15, 2017, 10:16 AM

Mar 2017

Or just not Steve King's color?

MineralMan

(146,331 posts)

12. It matters not. We don't want any more people

Reply to superpatriotman (Reply #10)

Wed Mar 15, 2017, 10:17 AM

Mar 2017

claiming to be God in the USA, dammit!

dalton99a

(81,590 posts)

13. Yep, Syrian refugee who came to steal his white momen

Reply to superpatriotman (Reply #10)

Wed Mar 15, 2017, 10:18 AM

Mar 2017

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