I empathize with German Chancellor Merkle. She will have to be pleasant and cordial while

knowing that the man that will be standing next to her blathering incoherently, probably belongs in a mental institution. But being a woman, she'll just smile and exchange pleasantries while she longs for the days when her biggest fear related to a US president was that W would grab her from behind. Now her fear is the same as all of ours; that there is an arrogant, narcissistic fool in the Oval Office, and he has access to our nuclear codes.

Just smile Angela, smile. Don't give the creepy orange man any reason to accuse you of wiretapping him. Teresa May got through this. You can too.