How much more surreal can this administration get? None. None more surreal. We're so far past the looking glass they don't have units of measure for it.

Millions can cushion a lot of blows, but the man of the ill-fitting suits and borrowed ties isn't raking in millions is he?

America is too much into *denial to jail a president, but it will jail minions. And, Spicer, in the event no one has spelled this out to you - You are a minion. A very low minion at that.



*Because, for whatever reasons, government officials tell themselves, and even manage to convince others, that jailing a president is somehow worse than the crimes committed by a president. Which is just plain stupid. Jailing a criminal and treasonous president would be in keeping with the checks and balances that preserve our democracy. If no man is truly above the law, that is.

That said - it's the minions that do the time.

Remember that, Spicer.

By making it mean "salesperson." So I can see why Spicy might be confused about that if he shops at Walmart a lot.