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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIt IS all President Obama's fault!!!!! No, really.
Poor Donald Trump. He had to follow President Obama as President. And the comparisons are striking.
Obama:
1) married to the same woman for many years
Trump:
married 3 times, so far, numerous extramarital affairs
Obama:
2) A very intelligent Constitutional lawyer
Trump: was given millions by his father
Obama:
3) Pays his bills
Trump: declared bankruptcy 6 times, so far
Obama:
4) Has 2 lovely children
Trump: Has spawned numerous greedy sociopaths
Obama:
5) never a hint of marital scandal
Trump: an admitted sexual predator and possible pedophile
Obama:
6) No ties to Russia
Trump: Putin owns him.
Obama:
7) endured 8 years of racist abuse from the GOP
Trump: might as well be a KKK member
Obama:
8) always kept cool under pressure
Trump: a juvenile, thin skinned, image obsessed time bomb
Obama:
9) a full head of hair
Trump: 30 pounds of shellac holding down 50 hairs
I could go on, but it is clear that if Barack Obama had been as dysfunctional as, say, the entire Palin family, Trump would not look so bad by comparison.
So it is all Obama's fault.
If I have missed anything please feel free to add.
From slumcamper:
Obama:
10) inspired a majority of Americans with HOPE
Trump:
10) depressed the majority of Americans with DESPAIR
Sculpin Beauregard
(1,046 posts)I'd add 'gifted diplomacy skills' vs 'might as well hang his dick out at visiting foreign dignitaries'.
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)Thank you. I nearly choked on my tea.
Sculpin Beauregard
(1,046 posts)madokie
(51,076 posts)hardly compares to an extramarital affair, well maybe it does but that would be the only way he'd score is if he paid for it. All his so called other half's were paid, were they not?
I can't imagine an actual woman being attracted to him enough to have sex with him with out a money changing hands somehow,
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)I cannot think of a single redeeming quality Trump has.
slumcamper
(1,606 posts)10) inspired a majority of Americans with HOPE 10) depressed the majority of Americans with DESPAIR
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)NurseJackie
(42,862 posts)Or is he receiving spiritual guidance from the WH chaplain?
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)He looks in his golden mirror and says:
I love you!
NurseJackie
(42,862 posts)... you're probably right. Followed by a wink and a finger-gun gesture and a tongue-click!
I can see it now. Total lounge lizard... and he thinks it's sexy.
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)Sculpin Beauregard
(1,046 posts)'Bannon' would be more accurate, imho.
sheshe2
(83,898 posts)Glaring differences...
The one part of Trump's presidency I'm looking forward to is the sentencing phase. - Andy Borowitz
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)With a televised trial.
Initech
(100,102 posts)Obama: Cut business ties upon taking the oath of office.
Trump: Still has business ties, profits off his business ties and gets a weekly Air Force One ride to his exclusive Florida country club.
Number 12;
Obama: No contact with Russian government prior to election.
Trump: FBI investigating possibility of illegal Russian gambling ring running 3 floors under Trump during 2016 election.
Number 13:
Obama: Released tax returns every year he campaigned and while he was in office.
Trump: Released a tax return from 2005, but still has yet to release his from last year.
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)As sheshe mentioned, the best ending would be impeachment, indictment, and imprisonment.
Initech
(100,102 posts)Every single one of them from top to bottom, the whole party allowed treason to happen, and they're proud of it! They all need to be prosecuted!
ProfessorGAC
(65,168 posts)He didn't get millions from daddy
He got HUNDREDS of millions from daddy
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)ridiculous.