Great work.

TOO FUNNY!

"Mike Pence played baseball in high school until he suffered blunt trauma to his right testicle when a baseball hit it, rupturing the protective covering surrounding the right testicle as well as a contusion to the major blood vessel that, of course, resulted in massive bleeding and prolonged bruising that forced paramedics to cut through his baseball pants in the middle of a junior varsity game against high school rival Glen Oaks high school. All the girls at Mike’s high school were there and saw his bleeding bruised testicle and ruptured genitals. He played second base."

http://www.officialmikepence.com/facts/

...two best lines..

This is a reminder to kill all your tiny dogs
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COMING SOON: Russian Translation

the webpage that you are taken to is subtitled "46th President of the United States"!

Getting a little ahead of yourself there!

Link to tweet

Thanks for posting.

I'm going to bookmark that page.

Someone spent a lot of time and thought on this. I did sign one of my cats up for the "killing small dogs" thing. He got excited, even though I explained to him it was probably a hoax.

Not emailed to friends and family, and definitely not shared on social media.