Dear Trump Supporters: Is America Great Again Yet?

I've been hearing that you guys are still a little grumpy and not too terribly elated these days.

Why so glum?

Frankly, I have no idea why you're not happier people and have moved on to the fact that your boy, Trump, is sitting in the White House right now. I've got to tell you, you've got me concerned, brother and sister. This should be the greatest time of your lives: Trump is president and he's going to finally set everything straight, just like Limbaugh, Hannity and O'Reilly said he would. You should be focused on how wonderful things are going to be, rather than dwelling on the past.

YEAH! Trump won... Whoopee! Let's party.

Who cares about Obama these days? He's not your problem anymore. So what? He ran away to Tahiti? Have you ever been to Tahiti? It's a dump. I'm sure that he's having a terrible time there.

Besides, I'm sure that you're anticipating the fact that Trump will send in Seal Team Six to bring him back from Tahiti, so he can face justice for his many crimes and start sitting in federal prison, right next to where Bill and Hillary are right now. How's that for irony, eh?

Can I get a "LOCK HER UP?"

You should be jumping for joy at the fact that Trump has worked quite diligently since he's been in office, instead of hitting the golf course all of the time. His work ethic is tremendous, you can tell by how great of a shape he's in, even if that shape is round.

And he's kicking ass overseas, just like he said he would. Just look at the fact that he personally sent his own son-in-law to Iraq to teach the generals a thing or two. ISIS should be done for in no time flat. You better look out North Koreans, you're next!

Aren't you happy that he's putting the finishing touches on that beautiful southern border wall that Mexico was all too happy the pay for? Don't you like the way that it sparkles in the sun? So nice and shiny. Hey though, if you've found that your own property was bisected and some of it has ended up in Mexico, that's alright. Just point that out to The Donald, I'm sure that he'll make it all right

How about the fact that Trump should have all of the illegal aliens kicked out of the country by this time next week? Think about all of the jobs that they have taken away from hard working Americans that will be freed up soon, especially in construction, agriculture, domestic work, food services and landscaping.

Speaking of jobs, isn't it great the coal miners are all back to work now? All Trump had to do was repeal Obama's clean air and clean water efforts and, voila, instant coal mining jobs. It's like magic.

Oh yeah, and how about Trump's wonderful Muslim travel ban? Almost forgot about that. Hey, it worked so great the first time that he signed it again. That's real dedication.

And what about his greatest accomplishment of repealing and replacing Obama care? Who needed all of that pesky socialist health insurance, right? After all, you've still got your Medicare card.

Besides, how's he going to lose? The whole country is firmly being him, right? All the polls clearly show what a great job he's doing so far. Look at how he's bringing the country together, so much so that, there's plenty of talk of amending The Constitution in order to let him serve more than two terms. (Consecutively, not concurrently.)

You all have got it made right now. Enjoy yourself!

PS: Don't worry about all of that Russian business with Trump and his people, I'm sure that there's nothing to it.