I still think that his hair is an alien symbiont.

If he had any scruples, he'd be ashamed of himself.

And he'll get pulled out of some spider hole looking like raggedy bum.

but I believe the correct term is "balled-face" liar.

Oh, I am sure his aren't even close to that big.

Butters had them (prothestics) on an episode of South Park.

He'd be braggartly swinging those things around so hard they'd slap him in the face.