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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(107,986 posts)
Tue Apr 4, 2017, 07:55 PM Apr 2017

Jared Kushner Says He Read Up on Middle East During Minutes Waiting for Ski Lift

BAGHDAD (The Borowitz Report)—Jared Kushner said on Tuesday that he became “incredibly well-informed” on the Middle East by reading up on the region while waiting for the ski lift on a recent trip to Aspen.

“There would be times when you’d have to wait five or even ten minutes for the ski lift, and that’s when I’d take out my phone and read up on the Middle East,” he said. “I really got into it.”

Kushner said that the Middle East was a “truly fascinating region” because of “all the countries that they have there.”

“There is Israel, and Egypt, but there is also Yemen and places like that,” he said. “Sometimes I would start learning about a new country, but then the ski lift would come.”

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/jared-kushner-says-he-read-up-on-middle-east-during-minutes-waiting-for-ski-lift?mbid=nl_040417 Borowitz Newsletter (1)&CNDID=25394153&spMailingID=10755552&spUserID=MTMzMTgyNjg0NzM5S0&spJobID=1140288257&spReportId=MTE0MDI4ODI1NwS2

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Jared Kushner Says He Read Up on Middle East During Minutes Waiting for Ski Lift (Original Post) Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Apr 2017 OP
guess that makes him an expert. DesertFlower Apr 2017 #1
Ivanka! Did you know the Gaza Strip is really a strip of land! JDC Apr 2017 #2
Oh geez...help us please! Anyone? Anywhere? Heartstrings Apr 2017 #3
I didn't know that someone had published an edition lapucelle Apr 2017 #4
My husband bought The Middle East For Dummies back before the first Gulf War csziggy Apr 2017 #14
Wow...I never expected that the book really exists. lapucelle Apr 2017 #17
The do have a Middle East Cheat Sheet csziggy Apr 2017 #19
Maybe we should send yor husband lapucelle Apr 2017 #18
He's not the least bit interested in going there csziggy Apr 2017 #21
I thought this was real before I clicked on it. Bleacher Creature Apr 2017 #5
Really. It gets hard to tell "The Onion" from the NYT, these days. Arkansas Granny Apr 2017 #13
This message was self-deleted by its author Afromania Apr 2017 #6
we're fucked samnsara Apr 2017 #7
Cliff notes... sheshe2 Apr 2017 #8
Trump and his cohorts are going to be so easily manipulated they won't know what hit them nor will RKP5637 Apr 2017 #9
Almost got me malaise Apr 2017 #10
When Reagan made a "historic" trip to China kskiska Apr 2017 #11
People who actually know what they're talking about can't move the process forward maxsolomon Apr 2017 #12
I think he's doing this because even DT knows he's lost it. Alice11111 Apr 2017 #15
Sounds like he attended Drumpt's College. kairos12 Apr 2017 #16
LOL! Vinnie From Indy Apr 2017 #20
What makes good satire good, is when it's believable and you're not really sure until... NurseJackie Apr 2017 #22
His father had to bribe Harvard with millions to get him admitted dalton99a Apr 2017 #23
We're supposed to be impressed by that??? GoCubsGo Apr 2017 #24

JDC

(10,127 posts)
2. Ivanka! Did you know the Gaza Strip is really a strip of land!
Tue Apr 4, 2017, 07:58 PM
Apr 2017

I just googled a map! This international stuff is easy. Wheee!!!!

csziggy

(34,136 posts)
14. My husband bought The Middle East For Dummies back before the first Gulf War
Tue Apr 4, 2017, 08:39 PM
Apr 2017

As a beginning to learning about the region. He's read a lot of much more in depth books since but we still have the Dummies book on the shelf.

Maybe we should buy the newest edition and send it to Jared?


http://www.dummies.com/store/product/The-Middle-East-For-Dummies.productCd-0764554832.html#

Problem is, they haven't updated it since January 2003.

lapucelle

(18,262 posts)
18. Maybe we should send yor husband
Tue Apr 4, 2017, 08:50 PM
Apr 2017

to the Middle East as a special envoy. He's just as qualified as anyone in the Trump circle.

csziggy

(34,136 posts)
21. He's not the least bit interested in going there
Tue Apr 4, 2017, 08:56 PM
Apr 2017

He just likes to understand current events. While he complains about being dyslexic and slow to read, he reads a lot and retains most of what he reads with a very thorough understanding.

And yes, he probably is as qualified as anyone in the Trump circle.

Bleacher Creature

(11,256 posts)
5. I thought this was real before I clicked on it.
Tue Apr 4, 2017, 08:03 PM
Apr 2017

Last edited Tue Apr 4, 2017, 08:48 PM - Edit history (1)

There really is no line anymore between satire and reality.

Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

RKP5637

(67,108 posts)
9. Trump and his cohorts are going to be so easily manipulated they won't know what hit them nor will
Tue Apr 4, 2017, 08:19 PM
Apr 2017

we. And I'm so F'en fed up with hearing about him and his deals. He's trying to run a country, not broker a building sale.

kskiska

(27,045 posts)
11. When Reagan made a "historic" trip to China
Tue Apr 4, 2017, 08:24 PM
Apr 2017

He was given some National Geographics to read on the plane flying over.

maxsolomon

(33,345 posts)
12. People who actually know what they're talking about can't move the process forward
Tue Apr 4, 2017, 08:27 PM
Apr 2017

And it's not like it can get much worse without devolving into (yet another) shooting match.

So good fucking luck, Consigliere Kushner.

Alice11111

(5,730 posts)
15. I think he's doing this because even DT knows he's lost it.
Tue Apr 4, 2017, 08:44 PM
Apr 2017

So, he's turned most everything over to Kushner.

How little Kushner knows compared to the people on the other side. In terms of intellect, it is a bug versus an Army of Generals. Kushner, like DT, has always been so pampered and made to feel so special for being rich, that he doesn't even know how over his head he is. The opposition will see it clearly.

NurseJackie

(42,862 posts)
22. What makes good satire good, is when it's believable and you're not really sure until...
Tue Apr 4, 2017, 10:44 PM
Apr 2017

... you see the author's name, or the domain name.

GoCubsGo

(32,084 posts)
24. We're supposed to be impressed by that???
Tue Apr 4, 2017, 10:55 PM
Apr 2017

I wish I could say I was surprised by this. But, nothing these assholes do surprises me anymore. Not one goddamn thing.

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