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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsDear Media, Stop pretending you have any clue why Darth Cheeto bombed Syria..
because his daft ass doesn't know eitherAbsolutely nothing this daft shitcan has said or done in his lifetime would suggest that hes anything but a bile-filled Muppet whose only valuable skill is walking in the direction his name is being called the loudest. But every time he says or does anything, (some) people want to act like hes motherfucking Rasputin. As if he has any thoughts circling through that syphilitic skull of his other than golf, pussy, and bigen. As if he doesnt have the attention span and impulse control of an infant squirrel dipped in a vat of Mountain Dew. At the time of writing, there are roughly 134813274894 different theories circulating today about why he decided to bomb Syria, when the most likely one is that he had some really good waffles for breakfast at Mar-a-Lago on Monday, and really liked the maple syrup, and kept saying That was some really bomb syrup. And an aid was like Excuse me, sir? You want to bomb Syria? And he was like Yeah, I want some bomb syrup. And now Syria is bombed, and Trump just fired that aid for not bringing him any more syrup.
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Dear Media, Stop pretending you have any clue why Darth Cheeto bombed Syria.. (Original Post)
JHan
Apr 2017
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Wasn't it the "babies, the beautiful itty bitty babies, the innocent babies?"
SharonClark
Apr 2017
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SharonClark
(10,014 posts)1. Wasn't it the "babies, the beautiful itty bitty babies, the innocent babies?"
He's a disgrace to humanity.
JHan
(10,173 posts)2. yeah, the same babies whose families he thinks are terrorists
Wellstone ruled
(34,661 posts)3. Most thinking folks have figured this sucker out as a
complete dufus and has zero clue other than it has to be all about Donnie.
JHan
(10,173 posts)4. There's a video around taking aim at the media's coverage of Cheeto.
the reason Samantha Bee, daily show, john oliver and the late night shows are popular is because they know Trump is full of bullshit.
yet the media wants to normalize him.
Wellstone ruled
(34,661 posts)5. Remember the so called Media put this slug
in office. Moovies remarked how the ratings for the Cable and Network so called news companies were making a ton of money kissing Donnies fat ass.