Now I can't wait to get one and fill it out.

with some spilled tea on the side where I spit it out...

You might consider bolder lettering.
And if the return envelope is postage paid, be sure to tape it to a cinder block or old truck tire.
(Sadly, my carrier no longer accepts the flaming ones..)

1) Do you want to massively increase government spending?

2) Do you want US jobs to be "put first" in trade deals?

3) Do you want massive tax cuts?

So the GOP program is now anti-trade and absolutely massive deficit spending?

Shows you how much their voters really care about the deficit.

I expect that sort of rhetoric from them. They never do, of course. But the massive spend more/pay less program is telling.