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skip fox

(19,359 posts)
Tue Jul 3, 2012, 11:28 AM Jul 2012

Who's yer cracker? Please come CAPTION Mitt (the last of the Brigham Young hipsters) Romney!!!!




Mitt ("I make oatmeal seem like it has a personality!&quot Romney is saying: "Listen, people are getting upset all over nothing. . . . Obama says I've got 'secret off-shore accounts!' . . . Those are his exact words. . . He should do some fact-checking before making such allegations: 'off-shore,' depends on where you're standing at the time you say the words, and the accounts were certainly never, ever 'secret,' at least not to Ann or myself!"
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Who's yer cracker? Please come CAPTION Mitt (the last of the Brigham Young hipsters) Romney!!!! (Original Post) skip fox Jul 2012 OP
"My penis used to be this big! Now it's the size of a cashew." HopeHoops Jul 2012 #1
'somebody get an oil can--I can't move my arms--help me!' WI_DEM Jul 2012 #2
"And when the water in the sub-basements of our cartel's coastal skyscrapers is pumped down to patrice Jul 2012 #3
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album... Tom Ripley Jul 2012 #4
WTF ? yesphan Jul 2012 #10
Then Kolob will begin to move toward earth... Blanks Jul 2012 #5
"Listen, about my off-shore accounts. . . . The people should be able to relate. skip fox Jul 2012 #6
"Whats a Touchdown?" Motown_Johnny Jul 2012 #7
"Of course they're on-shore. They're on the Caymans shore." nt LiberalEsto Jul 2012 #8
Oh, swell. madamesilverspurs Jul 2012 #9
Oh snap. LOL Arctic Dave Jul 2012 #12
sweet skip fox Jul 2012 #16
if i had to pay at your tax rate i would feel like i was being held up dembotoz Jul 2012 #11
"cracker"? nt msongs Jul 2012 #13
"I came this close to winning the Presidency." kiranon Jul 2012 #14
Dang, my servo motors got stuck just as I was celebrating repeal of the tax mandate er fee er fine aint_no_life_nowhere Jul 2012 #15

patrice

(47,992 posts)
3. "And when the water in the sub-basements of our cartel's coastal skyscrapers is pumped down to
Tue Jul 3, 2012, 11:37 AM
Jul 2012

this depth, you will receive a bonus on your bonus on your bonus-eligible investments equal to your tax exempt holdings."

 

Tom Ripley

(4,945 posts)
4. Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album...
Tue Jul 3, 2012, 11:39 AM
Jul 2012

Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite

skip fox

(19,359 posts)
6. "Listen, about my off-shore accounts. . . . The people should be able to relate.
Tue Jul 3, 2012, 11:41 AM
Jul 2012

After all, I'm not doing differently from any other multi-millionaire!!!

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