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BOSTONBleak unemployment numbers released Wednesday reportedly sent a wave of applause cascading through the headquarters of Mitt Romney's presidential campaign, with staffers rejoicing at news that millions of jobless Americans will continue to face crippling debt and emotional hardship as the election draws near.
Calling the Labor Department report a "major boost" for the campaign, sources confirmed the grim economic data and deeply troubling descent of unemployed Americans into utter financial ruin spurred a round of high-fives among Romney aides, followed by repeated hoots, hollers, and whistles.
"Yes!" said senior strategist Stuart Stevens, slamming his hand triumphantly on his desk while scanning recent household survey figures that confirm recovery of the labor markets remains discouragingly slow. "Are you guys seeing this? Someone go make copies. I want everyone to see this right now."
"Has anyone told Mitt yet?" he added as news spread from cubicle to cubicle along with fresh bursts of cheering. "Tell [senior adviser] Beth [Meyers] to put him on speakerphone. He's going to totally flip out."
Read more: http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-on-continuing-plight-of-millions-of-unemplo,28672/
freshwest
(53,661 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,728 posts)Sure, it's believable, but it's a spoof.
freshwest
(53,661 posts)Response to madinmaryland (Original post)
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Marrah_G
(28,581 posts)Control-Z
(15,682 posts)But I would bet it is closer to the truth than not.
madinmaryland
(64,933 posts)Avalux
(35,015 posts)Especially Romney "flipping out" after hearing of the hardships of common Americans and how he may benefit from it.
SoutherDem
(2,307 posts)I have no doubt this happens with each report.
etherealtruth
(22,165 posts)Romney and his campaign are so completely tone deaf/out of touch if this were reported as a serious news story it would be very believable