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skip fox

(19,359 posts) Tue May 16, 2017, 09:41 AM May 2017

Satire is eating a rat-poison sandwich a cheap rented room. Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

Donald ("Fool me once and I'll crush you&quot

Trump is saying: "Well, James, I was actually running a disinformation campaign with the Russians, . . . like counter-intelligence, you know? I would have been a great spy, the greatest! . . . I gave them just the right amount of information to make them believe me like the specific city and time, but I made up a country name. . . . They'll be tracking that down for years! . . . Don't let anybody know, okay?"

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Above CAPTION based on Trump's mid-May meeting with Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov and Russian Ambassador Sergei Kislyak in the Oval Office as covered by The Washington Post:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/05/15/trumps-extreme-hubris-just-made-his-russia-problem-much-worse/?utm_term=.6f478e56042e

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Satire is eating a rat-poison sandwich a cheap rented room. Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!! (Original Post) skip fox May 2017 OP

"Something is wrong with this leak detector... forgotmylogin May 2017 #1

"Why am I now 'radioactive' to our foreign ally intelligent services? I can tell Russia NCjack May 2017 #2

D.T. is saying: skip fox May 2017 #3

"OK, so the code word is borscht. GallopingGhost May 2017 #4

D.T. is saying: skip fox May 2017 #5

forgotmylogin

(7,530 posts)

1. "Something is wrong with this leak detector...

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue May 16, 2017, 09:48 AM

May 2017

...it keeps going off accidentally whenever I pick it up..."

NCjack

(10,279 posts)

2. "Why am I now 'radioactive' to our foreign ally intelligent services? I can tell Russia

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue May 16, 2017, 09:58 AM

May 2017

any secret I want, and it's legal because I'm the president of the USA. Get over it."

skip fox

(19,359 posts)

3. D.T. is saying:

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue May 16, 2017, 10:42 AM

May 2017

"Well, Chuck, I may have said something about the chemical signature of new high-powered explosive ISIS is using and how we know their super bomb-maker is located in a certain city in Syria with the government's permission, but what I got from them was much, much more. . . . Kislyak let me know Moscow would like to host another Ms. Universe competition. . . . Did we win on that one or not? . . . Big time!"

GallopingGhost

(2,404 posts)

4. "OK, so the code word is borscht.

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue May 16, 2017, 10:59 AM

May 2017

How do you spell that? Beets me! Should I ask them? No, that will make me look stupid. I'll just ask Betsy and write it on my hand."

skip fox

(19,359 posts)

5. D.T. is saying:

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue May 16, 2017, 01:07 PM

May 2017

"I was throwing the Russians off guard. I did the last thing they would have guessed. . . . This way we can later sneak up on them and get the better of them. . . . Just wait until I give them the nuclear codes!"

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