The Oath of the Deplorable

The Oath of the Deplorable
1. I shall never attempt to subvert the Constitution of the United States, the entire part about keeping my guns. Any attempts to create new amendments will be dually body-slammed.
2. I will never provide relief to my neighbor through paying taxes.
3. I will never give comfort to immigrants.
4. I will never allow a fellow deplorable to be asked questions by the librul media.
5. If I live in a red state, I will never admit my state is funded largely by a blue state.
6. If I live in a blue state, I will never admit as such.
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