White House "War Room?" Planning to do battle with?

Let's see. It looks like these are the targets of this War Room planning:

1. The Media - They're publishing stories that aren't complimentary toward the administration. This must be stopped. Nothing is off the table.

2. Robert Mueller - This Special Prosecutor is looking into corners that shouldn't be examined. Trump is declaring war on him. Who knows what secrets he might reveal.

3. Congress - Damn them for investigating the Donald Trump Association for Espionage and International Criminal Activity. Even the Republicans have turned against The Donald. The War Room will find the dirt on all of them and expose them.

4. Angela Merkel - Angie's not being lady-like at all, and has begun to mount an attack against The Donald. This cannot be tolerated, especially from a woman, for pete's sake. Assign a general to her and dig out the scandals.

5. The American People - The disloyalty of that band of turncoats is unprecedented. Anyone who is not in the 39% (wait...37%) that supports Donald J. Trump should be investigated by the Department of Homeland Security and exported (or is it deported?) out of the country.