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CALLING EARTH A LOSER, TRUMP VOWS TO MAKE BETTER DEAL WITH NEW PLANET
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In a dramatic announcement from the White House Rose Garden on Thursday, Donald J. Trump pronounced the planet Earth a loser and vowed to make a better deal with a new planet.
Earth is a terrible, very bad planet, he told the White House press corps. Its maybe the worst planet in the solar system, and its far from the biggest.
Trump blasted former President Barack Obama for signing deals that committed the United States to remain on the planet Earth indefinitely. Obama is almost as big a loser as Earth, Trump said. If Obama was a planet, guess what planet hed be? Thats right: Earth.
When asked which planet he would make a new deal with, Trump offered few specifics, saying only, The solar system has millions of terrific planets, and theyre all better than Earth, which is a sick, failing loser.
metroins
(2,550 posts)But this was funny.
Brainstormy
(2,381 posts)not much of anything is funny anymore.
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(108,190 posts)If you know what I mean.
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)Someone is going to have to clean up the human excrement that is sure to pile up daily.
rurallib
(62,448 posts)I was told as a child that Venus was just like earth before the Republicans took that planet over.
A few centuries of fossil fuels and miserable environmental practices and VOILA! Venus as it is today.
for the humor impaired
politicat
(9,808 posts)I'll pitch into the kickstarter to build him the rocket to get there.
(Didn't say I'd pay for oxygen.)
George II
(67,782 posts)politicat
(9,808 posts)RICO, RICO, RICO.
I'm just hoping for a drug bust at one of his properties. We have civil asset forfeiture. For once, I wouldn't object to the use of that statute. UNITED STATES v. Gold Plated Crap Palace.