So, About Me (And Twitter)...

I opened my account in October 2012 because I wanted to follow my niece who had just started a business. I have never tweeted or re-tweeted anything, I just lurk. I have 3 followers, which are either bots or Russian hookers. I've noticed a pattern of who I follow this weekend though.

Here's the complete list of who I follow, in the order they are listed (which looks to be the order I followed them);


Tedeschi Trucks Band
John Fugelsang
Stephanie Miller
Senator Dick Durbin
Tammy Duckworth
Anthony Jeselnik
Jackie Speier
Rep. Barbara Lee
Maxine Waters
J.K. Rowling
Patton Oswalt
Kumail Nanjiani
Kevin Hart
St. Louis Cardinals
Stephen Colbert
Seth Meyers
Jerry Seinfeld
Neal Brennan
Jeff Ross
Ricky Gervais
David Spade
Dexter Fowler
Hamfisted Bun Vendor
Joy Reid
Cher
Kathy Griffin
t.j. miller
NASA
daniel tosh
Conan O'Brien
Jim Gaffigan
Bill Nye
Steve Martin
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Seth Rogen
Judd Apatow
Natasha Leggero
Jonathan Chait
aasif mandvi
Danny Zuker
Krystal Ball
Andy Borowitz
Seth MacFarlane
Christopher Hayes
Ben Smith
Lizz Resistead
Talking Points Memo
Richard Wolffe
Markos Moulitsas
Joy Behar
David Corn
Al Franken
Michael Moore
Eugene Robinson
Amy Schumer
Chris Rock
Rachel Maddow MSNBC
Bill Maher
Alex Wagner
Sarah Silverman
Barack Obama
White House Archived

Any comments or suggestions welcome.