Thus preventing innumerable bizarro tweets.

Lookie here don-don...
The tee-vee is saying that mean old comey is a showboat... just like you said!!

More ice cream?

Ohhhh, see donnie, now the ad on tee-vee shows how much the peoples luvzee wuvzee's their bestest most presidential-est president evah!!!


It's ok, there there now....
I know That bad man is being asked more questions ....
but see, no...
no phones right now..
you cannot tweet right now...
your ice cream is melting...
eat up & then we will see about your phone...