Orange-Haired Man Found Wandering in Georgetown Area

Police responded to phone calls from Georgetown residents that complained of a large man with orange hair, dressed in pajamas, who was rummaging through garbage cans set out for collection early this morning. A squad car was dispatched, and officers coaxed the man into the rear seat. He was then returned to the White House without incident.

Apparently, he woke up early this morning, but was not told by his personal aide that he was President of The United States, as that aide is supposed to remind him each day after awakening. Confused about waking in unfamiliar surroundings, Trump apparently wandered away from the White House and was looking for something to eat when he was found.

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