Are we winning yet? I sure am glad we are past the days of President Obama. His reckless

disregard for truth. His demonic insistence on being right, even in the face of all evidence. His crazy family and their illegal, immoral and ethically disfunctionaliity. The endless hearings about his criminal shenanigans. All these and more wore me out as the unending interminable presidency dragged on and on.

We should all be thankful that finally we have a ship of state that is afloat and stable. The calm seas ahead combined with the steady hand of its new captain provide relief from the excesses of the past administration and its wanton disregard for its constituents and the world at large. The rule of law is once again the guiding light for the DOJ and all the appointees now hard at work protecting us.

The United States Constitution has been restored to its former glory and will be seen as the pillar of power in a world besieged by despots and wanna be kings. Once again the refugees will stream to our shores looking for safe haven in a world obsessed with their destruction. Other nations once again quail at the thought that we are watching with a careful eye their enigmatic activities, ready to pounce upon them in righteousness and heavenly ordained fury.

Ahh, we are so lucky the Obama years are over, I sigh with relief.

Oh, wait, what? Oops, never mind. I didn't say any of that and you can't prove I did. Neaner, neaner, neaner. Fingers in my ears.