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madokie

(51,076 posts)
Thu Jun 15, 2017, 11:17 AM Jun 2017

Little Caesars Marketing New Marshmallows N Gravy Pizza Directly To President

Theonion:

DETROIT—Touting the menu item as perfect for “commander-in-chief-sized cravings,” Little Caesars this week launched an extensive marketing campaign for its new Marshmallows ’N’ Gravy Pizza aimed directly at President Donald Trump. “Our sweet and savory Marshmallows ’N’ Gravy Pizza is the only meal that can satisfy the hunger of the nation’s highest office,” said a spokesperson in a new Little Caesars television spot, which aired several times during Thursday morning’s episode of Fox & Friends and featured multiple slow-motion close-up shots of thick brown gravy cascading onto a marshmallow-covered pizza while “Hail To The Chief” played in the background. “With dozens of perfectly toasted Jet-Puffed marshmallows bathed in rich sausage gravy and finished with crispy Cool Ranch Doritos crumbles all atop a large Classic Pepperoni pizza, our newest taste sensation is the perfect choice for a diplomatic lunch, state dinner, or when you get that late-night 3 a.m. hankering while checking social media. And with Little Caesars restaurants conveniently located throughout the D.C. and Palm Beach metro areas, you can have a slice of Marshmallows ’N’ Gravy Pizza whenever you like.” According to Little Caesars, the new item is available for $16.99 or as part of the $20.99 Executive Meal Deal along with a 48-ounce Dr Pepper and can of Duncan Hines cake frosting.


http://www.theonion.com/article/little-caesars-marketing-new-marshmallows-n-gravy--56252?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds

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Little Caesars Marketing New Marshmallows N Gravy Pizza Directly To President (Original Post) madokie Jun 2017 OP
Can we get Hardees/Carls Jr to market their heart attack on a bun, I mean the ribs on a burger, too? MrScorpio Jun 2017 #1
Oh, jesus gross *sausage gravy*? forgotmylogin Jun 2017 #2
OMG! So disgusting, yet so hilarious! smirkymonkey Jun 2017 #3
Make sure it's properly salted gratuitous Jun 2017 #4
Ketchup on gravy is quite the treat! nt Ilsa Jun 2017 #6
"... and a can of Duncan Hines cake frosting." Ilsa Jun 2017 #5
Looks absolutely like something trump would like: Ilsa Jun 2017 #7
Is there a caramel-stuffed crust version? nt Buns_of_Fire Jun 2017 #8

MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)
1. Can we get Hardees/Carls Jr to market their heart attack on a bun, I mean the ribs on a burger, too?
Thu Jun 15, 2017, 11:26 AM
Jun 2017

I'm sure Cheetolini would leap at a chance for free greasy burgers.

And let's not forget donuts... Lots and lots of donuts.

forgotmylogin

(7,530 posts)
2. Oh, jesus gross *sausage gravy*?
Thu Jun 15, 2017, 12:58 PM
Jun 2017

I know this is satire, but now I'm thinking...

Graham cracker crust, toasted marshmallows, chocolate poured over?

S'more dessert pizza?

MAKE IT LITTLE CAESARS!

 

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)
3. OMG! So disgusting, yet so hilarious!
Thu Jun 15, 2017, 01:51 PM
Jun 2017

Sounds exactly like something he would eat.


...and a can of Duncan Hines cake frosting

Ilsa

(61,697 posts)
5. "... and a can of Duncan Hines cake frosting."
Thu Jun 15, 2017, 01:55 PM
Jun 2017

This, my friends, is where I broke down. The rest of it had me grinning. But the finishing touch broke the camels back.

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