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Theonion:
DETROITTouting the menu item as perfect for commander-in-chief-sized cravings, Little Caesars this week launched an extensive marketing campaign for its new Marshmallows N Gravy Pizza aimed directly at President Donald Trump. Our sweet and savory Marshmallows N Gravy Pizza is the only meal that can satisfy the hunger of the nations highest office, said a spokesperson in a new Little Caesars television spot, which aired several times during Thursday mornings episode of Fox & Friends and featured multiple slow-motion close-up shots of thick brown gravy cascading onto a marshmallow-covered pizza while Hail To The Chief played in the background. With dozens of perfectly toasted Jet-Puffed marshmallows bathed in rich sausage gravy and finished with crispy Cool Ranch Doritos crumbles all atop a large Classic Pepperoni pizza, our newest taste sensation is the perfect choice for a diplomatic lunch, state dinner, or when you get that late-night 3 a.m. hankering while checking social media. And with Little Caesars restaurants conveniently located throughout the D.C. and Palm Beach metro areas, you can have a slice of Marshmallows N Gravy Pizza whenever you like. According to Little Caesars, the new item is available for $16.99 or as part of the $20.99 Executive Meal Deal along with a 48-ounce Dr Pepper and can of Duncan Hines cake frosting.
http://www.theonion.com/article/little-caesars-marketing-new-marshmallows-n-gravy--56252?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds
MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)I'm sure Cheetolini would leap at a chance for free greasy burgers.
And let's not forget donuts... Lots and lots of donuts.
forgotmylogin
(7,530 posts)I know this is satire, but now I'm thinking...
Graham cracker crust, toasted marshmallows, chocolate poured over?
S'more dessert pizza?
MAKE IT LITTLE CAESARS!
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Sounds exactly like something he would eat.
...and a can of Duncan Hines cake frosting
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)Probably good to have a bottle of ketchup on hand, as well.
Ilsa
(61,697 posts)Ilsa
(61,697 posts)This, my friends, is where I broke down. The rest of it had me grinning. But the finishing touch broke the camels back.